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Atheists interpret bible verses
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 16, 2015 at 2:00 am (This post was last modified: October 16, 2015 at 2:04 am by Wyrd of Gawd.)
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 16, 2015 at 8:13 am (This post was last modified: October 16, 2015 at 8:15 am by Edwardo Piet.)
I wish some forum users would stop calling you "WOG", Wyrd of Gawd... I mean, there's no need for racist slurs like that lol.

And that Muslim guy - I forget his name, he bolds a lot of stuff and it's annoying - he even does it in bold? How very very unnecessary lol.
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 16, 2015 at 4:09 pm
(October 16, 2015 at 2:00 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(October 15, 2015 at 2:59 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: If you read the whole bible, salvation is available for both Jews and gentiles.

How will Gentiles get into the gaudy bejeweled golden cube called New Jerusalem when there's no gate for them to enter through?

You are saved by grace through faith in Jesus Christ. Salvation is available for everyone.
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 16, 2015 at 4:09 pm
Evidence or GTFO.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 16, 2015 at 4:13 pm (This post was last modified: October 16, 2015 at 4:14 pm by JesusHChrist.)
(October 16, 2015 at 4:09 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: You are saved by grace through faith in Jesus Christ. Salvation is available for everyone.

You are infested with body thetans and they are responsible for you believing in the false doctrines of Christianity. Only auditing will remove them. Auditing is available for everyone who can pay.
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 16, 2015 at 4:55 pm
(October 16, 2015 at 4:09 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 16, 2015 at 2:00 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: How will Gentiles get into the gaudy bejeweled golden cube called New Jerusalem when there's no gate for them to enter through?

You are saved by grace through faith in Jesus Christ. Salvation is available for everyone.

What would you have ever done without that slimy used car salesman, Paul, to do your thinking for you?
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 19, 2015 at 11:17 pm
(October 14, 2015 at 6:48 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(October 14, 2015 at 4:37 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I've devoted my life to it; though I'm not a practising female-orgasmite at the moment.

But you are a member of the FBI
Female Body Inspector
With top classified dlearance

Sorry, just flicking back through some of the bits I somehow missed and just had to come back on this. I actually used to have a baseball-type cap with that slogan on it - FBI (in big red letters) and "Female Body Inspector" underneath in smaller white ones. This was pre-X Files as well. I sometimes wore it with my t-shirt bearing the slogan "The person wearing this shirt is a police officer. Lie flat on your back and do everything the nice police officer tells you."

Did I mention I remained a virgin all through this?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Atheists interpret bible verses
October 19, 2015 at 11:19 pm
(October 16, 2015 at 4:09 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 16, 2015 at 2:00 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: How will Gentiles get into the gaudy bejeweled golden cube called New Jerusalem when there's no gate for them to enter through?

You are saved by grace through faith in Jesus Christ. Salvation is available for everyone.

Prove it or STFU!
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