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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 10, 2015 at 8:51 pm
I'm thinking it will complicate blumpkins . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 10, 2015 at 10:28 pm
(October 10, 2015 at 8:19 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(October 10, 2015 at 8:02 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: I just saw it on Facebook a couple of hours ago, decided I'd try the Scientific Method, and searched my house for objects of the appropriate dimensions to use as foot-props.

Unfortunately, I am still missing some of the materials necessary to conduct the experiment. Shifty
I like the idea, get all sciency with it.

I think you need to have an impartial observer, ya know, to eliminate bias. (eliminate haha) What will be the parameters that you are going to measure? Time? Amount of force applied (like gritting your teeth, bearing down)? Pleasantness rating? Rhoid shrinkage (not saying that you currently have any)? Any fecal measurements?

This probably need to takes several weeks and incorporate a variety of diets.

Anxiously awaiting results. Not on toilet with knees to chest.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, I got to conduct the experiment at last. I had no control baseline, but anecdotal evidence suggests that placing my feet on the bathtub and sitting sideways on the seat worked like a charm. All jokes aside, I can't tell how much more relaxed the position made me, or if that was just a really good one, but it was most definitely worth continuing to try.
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I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 11, 2015 at 2:38 am
I didn't click the link.

Too scared now ._.
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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 11, 2015 at 3:02 am
(October 11, 2015 at 2:38 am)Neimenovic Wrote: I didn't click the link.

Too scared now ._.

Nah, don't be scared.

That may quite literally be the greatest commercial advertisment ever produced.

Straight up amazing.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 11, 2015 at 3:04 am
Hmmm

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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 11, 2015 at 10:03 am
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A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 12, 2015 at 1:08 am
* Violet is having giggling fits.

I love the idea behind that thing.... and that may be the best ad I've ever seen~~ ^__^

Could not have been better. That was the perfect ad. I want to buy one simply because of that ad (and, because sometimes I just don't feel like being my perfect fucking gymnast air-squatty no-floor-touchy self).

Full support. Why isn't this everywhere? In every bathroom, ever? Maybe it's expensive.

* Violet looks at prices.

Actually, that's fucking perfect! Runs about 25-50 dollars, and on top of that: IT COMES IN MULTIPLE SIZES.

Awesome shit.
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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 12, 2015 at 1:09 am (This post was last modified: October 12, 2015 at 1:12 am by Violet.)
(October 11, 2015 at 2:38 am)Neimenovic Wrote: I didn't click the link.

Too scared now ._.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

Youtube version. There's no reason for hide tags, it's amazing. It is AMAZING.

Edit: Watched it again... had another insane giggling fit ^__^ Tiger
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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 12, 2015 at 1:21 am
"Technically", the video portrays an animal excretion and a person consuming it, and that makes it just like the horse semen scene in the Jackass movie, which had to have the dreaded black box superimposed over Chris Pontius mouth as he drinks Triggers spooj.

So, mebbee your vorlon shudda posted this in A69 ??

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RE: Oh, my . . .
October 12, 2015 at 1:22 am
(October 10, 2015 at 8:19 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I like the idea, get all sciency with it.

I think you need to have an impartial observer, ya know, to eliminate bias. (eliminate haha) What will be the parameters that you are going to measure? Time? Amount of force applied (like gritting your teeth, bearing down)? Pleasantness rating? Rhoid shrinkage (not saying that you currently have any)? Any fecal measurements?

This probably need to takes several weeks and incorporate a variety of diets.

Anxiously awaiting results. Not on toilet with knees to chest.

Do you live anywhere remotely close to a forest or ocean?

If so, go out and try pooping... the natural way (squatting). You'll find it's easy enough, relaxed enough... but you won't really care much at the time.

Then go back to the porcelain throne when next the urge to poop overtakes you.

You'll be purchasing your own squatty potty within a week of the hell that pooping in an absurdly elevated chamber pot with a built-in waste removal system qualifies as.

It's so bad that I typically balance myself with my thighs while going into some form of the fetal position (pretty close to a built in squat). The squatty potty was built so that someone like me (and every other fucking person on the planet who shits out of their asshole) can poop with utter comfort, and fantastic efficiency~ Tiger

(October 10, 2015 at 10:28 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: BWAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, I got to conduct the experiment at last. I had no control baseline, but anecdotal evidence suggests that placing my feet on the bathtub and sitting sideways on the seat worked like a charm. All jokes aside, I can't tell how much more relaxed the position made me, or if that was just a really good one, but it was most definitely worth continuing to try.

Get it. Iz worth it. I promise.
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