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Time To Take Out The Trash, Mods.
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I can't be the only one who hasn't got a clue what's going on.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (October 13, 2015 at 9:27 am)Stimbo Wrote: I can't be the only one who hasn't got a clue what's going on. Brett Favre was a hand-egg player that retired and came back a couple of times, and he became a bit of a joke. Of course, there are much better jokes to be made with the fact that after his hand-egg career he was caught sending unsolicited dick pics to a female reporter.  RE: Time To Take Out The Trash, Mods.
October 13, 2015 at 10:49 am
(This post was last modified: October 13, 2015 at 11:47 am by SteelCurtain.)
Also, Favre is a brawny, hairy silver fox that vorlon gets all giggly over whilst imagining his butthole.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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Sweet Jeebus, I thought you were actually talking about a real fox >_<
![[Image: 8991882-large_400x400.jpeg]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2190928240/8991882-large_400x400.jpeg) This be Brett Favre. (Pronounced Farve)
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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So he's incapable of spelling his own name?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I guess so. I think he made a decision before the NFL draft that he wanted his name to be pronouncable by the idiot football analysts at ESPN. So he just told them it is pronounced Farve.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---   (October 13, 2015 at 10:49 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Also, Favre is a brawny, hairy silver fox that vorlon gets all giggly over whilst imagining his distended butthole. There, fixed that for you. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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