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The prayer they say before the NASCAR race.

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The prayer they say before the NASCAR race.
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The prayer they say before the NASCAR race.
November 1, 2015 at 12:19 am
They never bother to pray that drivers won't die in wrecks or that they will exhibit the good sportsmanship to win by having the best car instead of by running the other drivers off the road.

At least they keep it short.
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RE: The prayer they say before the NASCAR race.
November 1, 2015 at 12:22 am
it's NASCAR.
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RE: The prayer they say before the NASCAR race.
November 1, 2015 at 1:37 am
"Hail Mary, full of grace,
Help me win this NASCAR race."

That one?

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RE: The prayer they say before the NASCAR race.
November 1, 2015 at 1:53 am
(November 1, 2015 at 1:37 am)Skeletor Wrote: "Hail Mary, full of grace,
Help me win this NASCAR race."

That one?

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Yeah.
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RE: The prayer they say before the NASCAR race.
December 13, 2015 at 8:33 pm
They should pray for a less boring sport.
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RE: The prayer they say before the NASCAR race.
December 13, 2015 at 9:43 pm
Anyone know how to spot a NASCAR driver on city streets?


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RE: The prayer they say before the NASCAR race.
December 13, 2015 at 9:47 pm
Please god, let enough red necks be current on their electric bill to keep the ratings up.
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RE: The prayer they say before the NASCAR race.
December 13, 2015 at 10:52 pm
I grew up watching NASCAR and going to car races because my dad races. So boring....
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