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Darth Toddler
#1
Darth Toddler
Hilarious:

2.5 year old girl caught on baby monitor
humming the Imperial March to herself, in her crib,
after watching Star Wars for the first time:




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#2
RE: Darth Toddler
Whhhaaaaaaattt!!! Hahahaha Awesome!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#3
RE: Darth Toddler
Well she's gone to the dark side.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#4
RE: Darth Toddler
Margaret Thatcher reincarnated??

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#5
RE: Darth Toddler
Cute, but I was expecting something really amazingly different in a thread titled 'Darth Toddler'.

Ah, me. Live and learn.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#6
RE: Darth Toddler
Fuck now I'm humming it
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#7
RE: Darth Toddler
(November 12, 2015 at 5:05 pm)Beccs Wrote: Margaret Thatcher reincarnated??

Repeat after me: ding dong the witch is dead.
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#8
RE: Darth Toddler
We built this city,
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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