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Darth Toddler
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Darth Toddler
November 12, 2015 at 4:42 pm (This post was last modified: November 12, 2015 at 4:42 pm by MTL.)
Hilarious:

2.5 year old girl caught on baby monitor
humming the Imperial March to herself, in her crib,
after watching Star Wars for the first time:




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RE: Darth Toddler
November 12, 2015 at 4:47 pm
Whhhaaaaaaattt!!! Hahahaha Awesome!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Darth Toddler
November 12, 2015 at 4:52 pm
Well she's gone to the dark side.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Darth Toddler
November 12, 2015 at 5:05 pm
Margaret Thatcher reincarnated??
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Darth Toddler
November 12, 2015 at 5:59 pm
Cute, but I was expecting something really amazingly different in a thread titled 'Darth Toddler'.

Ah, me. Live and learn.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Darth Toddler
November 12, 2015 at 8:09 pm
Fuck now I'm humming it
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Darth Toddler
November 12, 2015 at 9:15 pm
(November 12, 2015 at 5:05 pm)Beccs Wrote: Margaret Thatcher reincarnated??

Repeat after me: ding dong the witch is dead.
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RE: Darth Toddler
November 12, 2015 at 9:37 pm
We built this city,
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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