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RE: TruthisGod vs. LemonVariable72
November 18, 2015 at 3:27 pm
(November 18, 2015 at 3:20 pm)TruthisGod Wrote: So it appears that I have to first define what God is in order to have a debate on his existence. That's fine. God is easy to define, and I'm not going to change anything from his traditional definition. You won't be surprised, because as I said before, I think we all know what God is, and I think this tactic of demanding a definition is just a typical dodge by atheists. But I will open a new topic so can define God and also lay out other terms for the debate.
It's not a dodge. Its a valid step in finding if anything exists, for example we can tell a dog from a non dog because we have a clear and rigorous definition of what defines a dog. By using this rule we know a poodle is a dog but a fox is not. This is something so basic that I can't see how it is a dodge for us to ask for a definition of god in a similar manner.
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RE: TruthisGod vs. LemonVariable72
November 18, 2015 at 3:40 pm
(November 18, 2015 at 3:21 pm)Evie Wrote: (November 18, 2015 at 3:18 pm)Beccs Wrote: I think he means "cult" should be "clit"
But that would be also rearranging another letter!
That's what I thought at first but then I realized "cunt" would only require changing one letter, the 'l' to an 'n'.
The moral of all this is that cunt requires manipulating one digit, while clit takes 100% more work.
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RE: TruthisGod vs. LemonVariable72
November 18, 2015 at 3:56 pm
(This post was last modified: November 18, 2015 at 5:03 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Stimbo Wrote:The moral of all this is that cunt requires manipulating one digit, while clit takes 100% more work.
Actually sometimes the cunt takes much as even 400% additional work than the clit, depending on how insatiable the cunt  At least when we're speaking of digits 
I prefer to use other methods for the clit 
Specific use of " " emoticon fully intended.
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RE: TruthisGod vs. LemonVariable72
November 18, 2015 at 4:20 pm
(November 18, 2015 at 3:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (November 18, 2015 at 3:21 pm)Evie Wrote: But that would be also rearranging another letter!
That's what I thought at first but then I realized "cunt" would only require changing one letter, the 'l' to an 'n'.
The moral of all this is that cunt requires manipulating one digit, while clit takes 100% more work.
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RE: TruthisGod vs. LemonVariable72
November 18, 2015 at 4:22 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: TruthisGod vs. LemonVariable72
November 18, 2015 at 4:35 pm
I define god as a glorious amalgamation of noodles and wisdom. So clearly it differs, Please edify your definition.
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RE: TruthisGod vs. LemonVariable72
November 18, 2015 at 4:40 pm
I define god as half manbearpig half white chocolate
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RE: TruthisGod vs. LemonVariable72
November 18, 2015 at 4:46 pm
Truthy will tell us that God is an ideal.
Ideals are real and cannot be destroyed. Like ISIS.
Long live ISIS, Errr, I mean God!
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RE: TruthisGod vs. LemonVariable72
November 18, 2015 at 6:27 pm
(This post was last modified: November 18, 2015 at 6:28 pm by robvalue.)
So...
No definition. What a surprise. How hard can it be, if we all know what it is?
I think some people have probably never been asked to define it before and suddenly realise they don't actually know what it is themselves.
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RE: TruthisGod vs. LemonVariable72
November 18, 2015 at 6:34 pm
(November 18, 2015 at 12:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote: But don't eat the naughty parts.
Right. Those are reserved exclusively for the priestly class.
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