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Pastafarianism
December 3, 2015 at 1:18 pm
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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RE: Pastafarianism
December 3, 2015 at 2:45 pm
R'amen!!!
All Hail the FSM!!
I have used R'amen in many comments on facebook. Never knew there was an actual bible or that people could be ordained.
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RE: Pastafarianism
December 3, 2015 at 3:18 pm
Careful! There are devout Pastafarians in our jolly little band. They are gentle folk, but you still don't want to upset them.
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RE: Pastafarianism
December 3, 2015 at 8:47 pm
Off topic. Did you take your name from AC/DC or the Beany and Cecil's character Dishonest John?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Pastafarianism
December 3, 2015 at 8:50 pm
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Pastafarianism
December 3, 2015 at 11:58 pm
Shut up and eat your noodles.
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RE: Pastafarianism
December 7, 2015 at 1:27 pm
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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