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Minor bender fender, my fault.
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Minor bender fender, my fault.
UGGGG, so fortunately nobody was in the vehicle, slow speed nobody got hurt. Ok, so I am parked next to the pick up in a very tiny parking lot next to a very busy two lane road in a very small town. I go into the smoke shop, do my business, get back into my van, turn it on and immediately the air conditioner blows ashes into my eye. I had already put the car in reverse but had my foot on the break, but because of the ashes I wasn't paying attention. So I step out of my van and it goes in reverse, I try to pull on the wheel, to pull myself back in, it loops out into the road dragging me, dumb idea, loops back around, pops the curb and hits the front bumper of the empty pick up. Looks like the curb slowed it down only as to cause minor scratches. My bumper had a small golf ball dent, but by the time all the reports were taken, it had popped itself back out. Usually that is very busy street. I am glad nobody got hurt.
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Are we going to see video on an upcoming blooper show ??

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How does it blow ash?
Clean the filter dude...
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Sounds like a lagit mistake. I wouldn't worry about it.
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Another smoking related accident!
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Learn to flick it.
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My missus bumped into someone a few weeks ago.  The car in front was at a full stop.  It started to move, Ellen eased up on the brake (never took her foot off of it), the car in front stopped short and Ellen hit the other car at about 2mph.  No damage, no one hurt, no peelers involved.

On the other hand, the one road crash I was in looked like the aftermath of Liam Neeson trying to get his daughter back.

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Sorry to hear man hope everything works out
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I scraped another car in a parking lot too. This store has limited space, so the spaces are like absolute minimum. So I scratch the paint job, and the insurance company gives them $300. I'm like really? I probably should have just given them a ten to repaint it, but instead we just traded info and I left. I'm sure he enjoyed getting a big wad of cash, though.
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(December 5, 2015 at 8:26 pm)ignoramus Wrote: How does it blow ash?
Clean the filter dude...

No silly, I was smoking, the air blew the ass off the end of my cig into my eye.
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