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So... this is a Daily Mail story.
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So... this is a Daily Mail story.
So take it with a pinch of salt;
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...ailymailUK

Regardless of whether the whole story is true or not it is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Regardless of your opinion politically or philosophically; this man is the Muslim Forrest Gump. I read about this man and I think "Life is like a box of dynamite." The funniest part for me besides the part where he didn't take his medication and needed a grumpy nap, besides the bit he offered hugs and death threats in some kind of two for one combo meal deal of autistic social reasoning was this; 
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This. Is. Adorable. Its like a five year olds attempt at mspaint. Has anyone ever seen Buster from Arrested Development? Hes that. Somewhere out there is a sixty year old mother wiping his nose and burping him. This is without a doubt the best story I have ever read. 
He sent "Mr Benn" a threatening message. That was nostalgic. He hasn't been on TV since the 80s. EDIT: Hilary Benn. My excitement got the better of me.
I don't know for sure if this entire picture was crafted by a defense lawyer or if its legitimate but either way this is the funniest representation of any religion I have ever seen. Its like Simple George from Tropic Thunder went to prison instead of taking care of horses and came out screaming "JIHUG!!!". 
I want this mental image to be true of all converts so I'm just going to assume it is until such a time as I can't avoid admitting its not.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#2
RE: So... this is a Daily Mail story.
Calling this man the Muslim Forest Gump is an insult to Forest Gump.
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#3
RE: So... this is a Daily Mail story.
I thought that pictures was a click bait ad. "Only 7% will notice the thing we circled." Then I thought it was a Bane or Hannibal Lecter mask. Took me a second. So the guy's not good at circles, not like he threatened someone's life or anything.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#4
RE: So... this is a Daily Mail story.
Now there's a guy in need of a Photoshop subscription and a beard-styler.

And er...serious psychiatric help of course, but y'know, priorities and shit.
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#5
RE: So... this is a Daily Mail story.
The really crazy muslims are the converts who have been a muslim for for a couple of hours. They are legitimately nuts.
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