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How much do you love me?
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I know that I am not here as much anymore.
I blame it on work. Honestly, we slave ourselves toward what purpose? For a continuance of a life we cannot better unless we miraculously win the lottery? Anywho, here I am.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter 
How much do I love you? Gosh, that's a toughie. I generally rate my love for total strangers on a scale, with the low end being a severe case of jock itch, and the high end being driving my Lambo full of krugerrand at 120mph while simultaneously getting blown by a 19 year old Maureen O'Hara.
I can honestly say that you fall somewhere in the middle. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I love you like a God!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
120 mph!? Come on, live a little!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
(December 10, 2015 at 4:54 am)Quantum Wrote: 120 mph!? Come on, live a little! I would, but kruggerand denting my bum cheeks coupled with a beej is a tad distracting. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
This thread is about how much you love me, please do not deviate.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
Ok, back to the topic.
To My Valentine, by Ogden Nash More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United States, That's how much I love you. I love you more than a duck can swim, And more than a grapefruit squirts, I love you more than a gin rummy is a bore, And more than a toothache hurts. As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea, Or a juggler hates a shove, As a hostess detests unexpected guests, That's how much you I love. I love you more than a wasp can sting, And more than the subway jerks, I love you as much as a beggar needs a crutch, And more than a hangnail irks. I swear to you by the stars above, And below, if such there be, As the High Court loathes perjurious oathes, That's how you're loved by me. ***** Happy now, ya needy fuck?  Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(December 10, 2015 at 5:13 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Happy now, ya needy fuck? Very happy, you fucking awesome Brian.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter  (December 10, 2015 at 5:09 am)Kitan Wrote: This thread is about how much you love me, please do not deviate. I don't. I occasionally agree with you, but think of you as too extreme to be worthy of much consideration. Of course, you might have been drunk-posting. (December 10, 2015 at 5:24 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I don't. I occasionally agree with you, but think of you as too extreme to be worthy of much consideration. My drunk posting is all too obvious. Ask those who know me here. Serious enough yet?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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