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It turns out that God is an egg
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RE: It turns out that God is an egg
(December 12, 2015 at 5:22 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(December 12, 2015 at 5:20 pm)Quantum Wrote: What about the embryo/zygote?

It's an unfertilized egg.

Doh, I meant gamete, not zygote
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#12
RE: It turns out that God is an egg
Ummmm, a rich eggy sauce over some nice tender pasta !!!


OMFG !!! YUMM !!!
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#13
RE: It turns out that God is an egg
I'm still more convinced by the father, the son, and the holy toast.
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#14
RE: It turns out that God is an egg
(December 12, 2015 at 5:29 pm)Mr.wizard Wrote: I'm sold!

So am I!
I'll have a dozen thanks.

(I think the ancient Greeks beat me to it though)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#15
RE: It turns out that God is an egg
They're still three separate things though, so.... .-.
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#16
RE: It turns out that God is an egg
(December 12, 2015 at 7:00 pm)jcvamp Wrote: I'm still more convinced by the father, the son, and the holy toast.

That's un oeuf punnetry.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#17
RE: It turns out that God is an egg
We got similar rubbish at school. Fr. Leary was always prattling on about shamrocks and the Trinity.

Of course, this was long before Eric Idle explained, 'God is like a shamrock - small, green, and split three ways.'

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: It turns out that God is an egg
(December 13, 2015 at 5:20 am)Vic Wrote: They're still three separate things though, so.... .-.

They become of the same once they are in through the digestive system.  That is why triune is shit.
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