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It turns out that God is an egg

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It turns out that God is an egg
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It turns out that God is an egg
December 12, 2015 at 5:09 pm
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I saw this on Facebook, and I was very tempted to reply, 'And just like an egg, the idea is very fragile, and very quickly comes apart when you dissect it.'
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RE: It turns out that God is an egg
December 12, 2015 at 5:20 pm
What about the embryo/zygote?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: It turns out that God is an egg
December 12, 2015 at 5:22 pm
(December 12, 2015 at 5:20 pm)Quantum Wrote: What about the embryo/zygote?

It's an unfertilized egg.
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RE: It turns out that God is an egg
December 12, 2015 at 5:22 pm
What is your knowledge of an egg?

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/what-your-...e-egg-3213
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RE: It turns out that God is an egg
December 12, 2015 at 5:23 pm
Eggs are better than God because they actually exist and are very yummy in a ham/cheese/mushroom/onion omelet.
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RE: It turns out that God is an egg
December 12, 2015 at 5:29 pm
I'm sold!
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RE: It turns out that God is an egg
December 12, 2015 at 5:31 pm
You substitute Canadian bacon for the ham too
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: It turns out that God is an egg
December 12, 2015 at 5:37 pm (This post was last modified: December 12, 2015 at 5:37 pm by Aoi Magi.)
Well, as per hinduism the universe itself is an egg (brahmanda), supposedly laid by Brahma, the three headed dude who lays eggs I guess.
And some beliefs do state the universe is itself god.
So, god is an egg.
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RE: It turns out that God is an egg
December 12, 2015 at 5:40 pm
Who is the hen?
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RE: It turns out that God is an egg
December 12, 2015 at 5:44 pm (This post was last modified: December 12, 2015 at 5:46 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
This is common knowledge. Everyone knows that God is an egg. This is trivally true.

All other types of religion and interpretations of God are all just a mass hallucination.

Whether anyone realizes it or not, everyone in fact believes in Eggism... This is why when I was a child attempting to make surreally comedic and stream-of-consciousness-style short stories I always ended them with the main character eating an egg in the form "He ate an egg. The end."
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