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Forum game - Walmart
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RE: Forum game - Walmart
January 2, 2016 at 9:04 am
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#42
RE: Forum game - Walmart
January 2, 2016 at 10:28 am (This post was last modified: January 2, 2016 at 10:32 am by Edwardo Piet.)
Vaseline
Some rope
A large watermelon with a suspicious sized hole in it

Cashier might say: "Um what's with the rop....and why the vase....um...Why don't you take that melon back and get another one?"

You might respond "What, after I spent 45 minutes in this store making the hole? My third leg is exhausted! I've used half of the Vaseline already...and in the end, phew!: So much mayo. Anyways... you have to understand I'm making a work of art here and the other person will be involved and they will love it they just don't know it yet. I'll show 'em."
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RE: Forum game - Walmart
January 2, 2016 at 10:36 am
(January 2, 2016 at 10:28 am)Evie Wrote: Vaseline
Some rope
A large watermelon with a suspicious sized hole in it

Cashier might say: "Um what's with the rop....and why the vase....um...Why don't you take that melon back and get another one?"

You might respond "What, after I spent 45 minutes in this store making the hole? My third leg is exhausted! I've used half of the Vaseline already...and in the end, phew!: So much mayo.  Anyways... you have to understand I'm making a work of art here and the other person will be involved and they will love it they just don't know it yet. I'll show 'em."

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RE: Forum game - Walmart
January 2, 2016 at 10:52 am
Sleep mask,
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candles
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RE: Forum game - Walmart
January 2, 2016 at 11:18 am
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RE: Forum game - Walmart
January 2, 2016 at 11:20 am
Extra credit on this thread if you incorporate one or more items from the 'As Seen on TV' aisle.
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RE: Forum game - Walmart
January 2, 2016 at 11:25 am
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RE: Forum game - Walmart
January 2, 2016 at 11:29 am
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RE: Forum game - Walmart
January 2, 2016 at 11:37 am
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#50
RE: Forum game - Walmart
January 2, 2016 at 11:41 am
(January 1, 2016 at 9:24 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Cold sore/fever blister treatment
Lice removal kit
Antifungal cream

Not someone I'd hit on in line.
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