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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
Losty Offline
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#11111
RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 29, 2014 at 11:25 pm
Well...so long as you promise to ban me really hard when you think I'm well enough. Wink
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#11112
RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 29, 2014 at 11:53 pm
I'm gonna ban you so hard our kids will be born dizzy. Consider this a promissory banning.
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Losty Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 30, 2014 at 12:22 am
Banned for not banning me so hard that our kids are too dizzy to implant themselves in my uterus. Three kids is enough lol :p
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 30, 2014 at 1:24 am
Banned for being a dizzy mom.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#11115
RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 30, 2014 at 2:56 am
Banned for dissing a dizzy mom.

Do you have kids, Jenny? My count is zero and at 61 I think I'm going to keep my record clean. Dogs potty train faster and take direction with less guff.
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#11116
RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 30, 2014 at 3:29 am
Banned for a clean record. Which can only mean one thing. Cliff Richard.
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Little lunch Offline
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#11117
RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 30, 2014 at 3:36 am
Banned because I'm wired for sound.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 30, 2014 at 3:40 am (This post was last modified: November 30, 2014 at 3:41 am by fr0d0.)
A whoopass ban for that!!
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Lucanus Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 30, 2014 at 4:45 am
Whoopass ban from ass-on-a-plate guy.

Banned, with your ass handed to you on that plate.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#11120
RE: Ban the loser above you.
November 30, 2014 at 5:33 am
Banned for too much ass for one post
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