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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned for not banning the triple sixty-niner for not banning Vorlon for the right reason.
He should have been banned for advocating the glueing of mirrors onto his testicles. That really is entirely too gay. 
Banned for telling others how to ban.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
banned for banning others for telling other others how to ban
Banned for overuse of ban
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Banned because overuse of ban? In the ban thread?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned because, yes.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
That's a crazy-train-level crazy reason to banned.
Banned for crazy-train-level craziness. Oh, you cray-cray
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned because I see you've finally read my tagline.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I did naht read it. It's bullshit. I did naht.
Tommy Wiseau Banned!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
Banned because this guy isn't in my city, so he must still be alive...
Or in hell. Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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