banned for distended obloviation and turgid semi-prose
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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Ban the loser above you.
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banned for blah-blah and blah-blah-blah
 RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 17, 2015 at 4:56 pm
(This post was last modified: February 17, 2015 at 4:58 pm by Violet.)
Ya could've 'ammered on 'ow 'e put an 'O' in front of 'bloviation'... That's like adding sumething where nuttin' ought there be, and for that: you get banned, sissy.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
Banned for calling someone a sissy.
I had a friend who was called a sissy once. Poor bastard's leg got broke in three places. 
Banned because it ain't a party til the titties are involved
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned because don't forget the soft drink and chips.
Or is that soda and crisps? 
Banned for not knowing.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy 
banned for knowing and not blowing
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Banned for blowing and not... Oh, nevermind
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
Banned for neverminding
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