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Ban the loser above you.
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 RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 27, 2015 at 8:08 pm
(This post was last modified: August 27, 2015 at 8:08 pm by Losty.)
Banned because I have my own ways of deciding what is sexy and I have seen thin hairless men in high heels and mini skirts that were sexy as hell.
Plus I was talking about sex not foreplay 
Banned because I'm here, you're here, but I left my strap on at home.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Banned for not assuming you can borrow mine
Banned because are you offering special delivery...?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Banned because I'm offering whatever you like
Banned because penis.
freedomfromfallacy » I'm weighing my tears to see if the happy ones weigh the same as the sad ones.
Banned because rude
Banned because it's not threatening, though.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
*points penis shaped knife to the throat*
Now it's threatening. Banned.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." |
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