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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
BrokenQuill92 Offline
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#4461
RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 28, 2013 at 6:27 pm
(December 28, 2013 at 6:25 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Banned for being a repwhore.

(December 28, 2013 at 6:05 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Banned: for not banning; the loser above: you.



Dat misuse of the colon. It's the cancer for you. Also, you'll notice: I did ban the unrecognizable clump of loss above me.
Banned because I'm allergic to violets!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 28, 2013 at 6:29 pm (This post was last modified: December 28, 2013 at 6:30 pm by Violet.)
Banned for blindness. That's right: we're anti-disability.

And luckie? That's never my intention with calling you a hooker, whore, slut, or anything else what might imply similar.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 28, 2013 at 8:11 pm
i know, silly!
banned cuz I miss you Heart
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#4464
RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 28, 2013 at 10:11 pm
Banned for having less rep than me, despite boobs.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 28, 2013 at 10:26 pm
I ban you because you seem to think you're all that, with all that shitload of rep. Oh, yeah? Well, 8 used to be my favorite number.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 28, 2013 at 10:42 pm
(December 28, 2013 at 10:26 pm)c172 Wrote: I ban you because you seem to think you're all that, with all that shitload of rep. Oh, yeah? Well, 8 used to be my favorite number.

Banned for not knowing the difference between 8 and 9.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 28, 2013 at 10:55 pm
(December 28, 2013 at 10:42 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(December 28, 2013 at 10:26 pm)c172 Wrote: I ban you because you seem to think you're all that, with all that shitload of rep. Oh, yeah? Well, 8 used to be my favorite number.

Banned for not knowing the difference between 8 and 9.
Banned for pretending not to know about Lovecraft.
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#4468
RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 28, 2013 at 11:24 pm
(December 28, 2013 at 10:55 pm)MarxRaptor Wrote:
(December 28, 2013 at 10:42 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Banned for not knowing the difference between 8 and 9.
Banned for pretending not to know about Lovecraft.

Banned for not understanding the use of irony as a rhetorical device.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 29, 2013 at 3:36 am (This post was last modified: December 29, 2013 at 3:36 am by Mystical.)
Banned because I have boobs. How do you like that windy twist of fate, ya boobless whootang?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Ban the loser above you.
December 29, 2013 at 4:05 am
(December 29, 2013 at 3:36 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Banned because I have boobs. How do you like that windy twist of fate, ya boobless whootang?

Banned for saying boobs are ban worthy. We need more boobs, not less
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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