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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
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#6931
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 29, 2014 at 12:35 pm
Banned for being a red head!
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#6932
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 29, 2014 at 12:39 pm
Banned because screw you, redheads are sexy!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#6933
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 29, 2014 at 12:52 pm
Banned because sexy is a myth
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#6934
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 29, 2014 at 12:57 pm
Banned for realizing sex is a myth
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#6935
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 29, 2014 at 2:21 pm
Banned for being an adorable kitten. I can't pet adorable kittens! I'm allergic to adorable kittens! (the kitten part, not the adorable part!)
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#6936
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 29, 2014 at 2:43 pm
Banned because all kittens are adorable
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#6937
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 29, 2014 at 3:01 pm
(August 29, 2014 at 2:43 pm)Losty Wrote: Banned because all 99.5% of kittens are adorable

Banned because fixed that for you.

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#6938
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August 29, 2014 at 3:05 pm
banned for not having ice cream
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#6939
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 29, 2014 at 3:07 pm
Everyone's banned for not doing the banning properly!
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#6940
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 29, 2014 at 3:09 pm (This post was last modified: August 29, 2014 at 3:14 pm by Darkstar.)
Banned for not imparting his wisdom on proper banning technique.

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