Banned for being pulled into his dysfunction
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Current time: January 27, 2025, 4:54 am
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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned for dissing dysfunction.
Banned for alliteration and tedious and odious aura
Banned for frivolous fragmentation of functionality and fermented fart pheromones.
Banned for using words like they are blunt instruments
Ouch. Banned for making me go ouch.
Banned because you gotta be more thick-skinned, boy
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
Banned cause I'm a whale
Banned because I am thin skinned.
I am a paper lantern.
Banned for being hot.
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