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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned for being a Luddite
Banned for grinding gears
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 15, 2014 at 1:47 pm
(This post was last modified: September 15, 2014 at 1:47 pm by ShaMan.)
Banned because...
Banned for keeping track
Banned for also retracting your foreskin
Banned because I'm going to pass out real soon and I want to ban someone before I do
Stop it with that foreskin tho
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned bc :o
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