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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
DramaQueen Offline
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#7411
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 16, 2014 at 4:34 pm
Banned cause it can be resurrected
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Lucanus Offline
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#7412
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 16, 2014 at 4:48 pm
Banned because of the power of Jeebus
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#7413
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 16, 2014 at 5:08 pm
Banned because.. Can I get an amen!
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Crossless2.0 Offline
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#7414
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 16, 2014 at 5:30 pm
Banned because I don't do "amen".
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fr0d0 Offline
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#7415
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 16, 2014 at 5:34 pm
Banned for being sexist
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DramaQueen Offline
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#7416
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 16, 2014 at 5:52 pm
Banned for being homophobic
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Lucanus Offline
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#7417
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 16, 2014 at 5:59 pm
Banned for non-sequitur
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Chas Offline
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#7418
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 16, 2014 at 6:07 pm
(September 16, 2014 at 5:59 pm)oukoida Wrote: Banned for non-sequitur

Banned for incorrect hyphenation of non sequitur.
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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Clueless Morgan Offline
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#7419
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 16, 2014 at 6:09 pm
Banned because banning for non-sequitor is a non-sequitor.

Where am I supposed to go with that?

How 'bout, um... colors?

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Losty Offline
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#7420
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 16, 2014 at 7:31 pm (This post was last modified: September 16, 2014 at 7:31 pm by Losty.)
Banned for being amazing!
Unbanned for colors!
Banned for being so amazing that I had to un ban and re ban you in the same ban.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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