Banned for thinking that golum is cute
I'm way cuter :p
I'm way cuter :p
Ban the loser above you.
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Banned for thinking that golum is cute
I'm way cuter :p
Banned cause I'm eating some M&Ms
Banned coz I don't got any...
Banned for eating all the Lembas bread.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
Banned because your avatar always makes me crave KFC.
Banned cause KFC isn't halal
Banned because halal ain't kosher.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
Banned for slandering the mighty KFC
Banned cause I stumbled on a greek wine bottle on my way home
Banned because Sanders is love, Sanders is life
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." |
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