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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 6:25 pm
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Banned because it was my nose. Geez, have you people ever had a cold?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 6:27 pm
Banned because noses aren't the most fun things to blow.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 6:32 pm
Banned because birthday candles are definitely the funniest!
(Bonus ban for excessive sticking out of the tongue while speaking about 'blowing')
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 6:37 pm
Banned for being a fire hazard
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 6:38 pm
Banned for being easily set on fire
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 6:43 pm
Banned cause I'm on fire right now
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 6:43 pm
Banned for thinking you're not flammable.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 7:02 pm
Banned cause right now I'm highly flammable.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 7:05 pm
Banned cause I'm a pyrophobic
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 29, 2014 at 7:08 pm
Banned cause I don't think you get the innuendo... :p
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