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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 2, 2014 at 10:10 am
Banned for annoyingly obtuse sig lines
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 2, 2014 at 10:11 am
banned for not having any sig lines
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
- Lau Tzu

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#7933
RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 2, 2014 at 10:12 am
Banned for not knowing a good one when you see one.

Not having one is a statement in itself
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 2, 2014 at 10:19 am
Banned for making a weird statement
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 2, 2014 at 10:30 am
Banned because goddidit
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 2, 2014 at 10:31 am
Banned because it was really Jeebus that did it
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 2, 2014 at 10:32 am
Banned for not understanding the Holey Trinity
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 2, 2014 at 10:35 am
Banned cause no one does
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 2, 2014 at 10:37 am
Banned because god is the apple.
Jebus is the pastry.
The Holy Spirit is the cinnamon.

Apple pie.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 2, 2014 at 10:39 am
Banned for making me hungry
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