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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
Losty Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 12:55 pm (This post was last modified: October 8, 2014 at 12:57 pm by Losty.)
(October 8, 2014 at 6:09 am)Alice Wrote: Not if you drove under the sea.

If looks were what mattered, you'd have already been banned. I'll just be doing that now; better safe than sorry... some women's shrieking has been known to shatter glass and eardrums alike.

* Alice bans little lunch, and recommends that he seeks out Lily the Pink's cure for his little problem. Wink

Ahhhh banned for colors Heart Big Grin
(October 8, 2014 at 12:50 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Banned because you wouldn't know, having nothing upon which to base a comparison

Banned bc Alice haz colors and you don't :o
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 1:08 pm
Banned

hehehehe
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Losty Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 1:23 pm
(October 8, 2014 at 1:08 pm)oukoida Wrote: Banned

hehehehe

Banned for being very very sneaky Sir
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 1:30 pm
Banned for not realizing colors are precious and are to be meted out carefully, lest disorder and convulsions occur
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Losty Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 1:36 pm
Banned bc no. Not.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 2:46 pm
Banned because I can

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Losty Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 4:48 pm
Banned because you only think you can
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 4:52 pm
(October 8, 2014 at 4:48 pm)Losty Wrote: Banned because you only think you can
Banned because
Nothing to add
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 4:58 pm
Banned for not having anything to add and posting anyway.

Also because I'm a fucking moderator and I can actually do that to you peasants.
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Losty Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
October 8, 2014 at 5:06 pm
(October 8, 2014 at 4:58 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Banned for not having anything to add and posting anyway.

Also because I'm a fucking moderator and I can actually do that to you peasants.

Nuh uh you can't.

Banned because I dare to ban me for realz.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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