Banned for not watching the video
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Current time: December 23, 2024, 4:50 pm
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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned cause I'm on my phone, dammit
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned cause I'm putting it in a post
Banned because if it is, it is not and if it is not, it is
Banned cause you can't know for sure
Banned for posting from Alanland
Banned because of Katy Perry
Banned because Katy Perry has not been romantically linked with Gran Unified Alan, Allan Corcoran.
Banned cause I need an alen
Alan-a-dale ??
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