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The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 9:42 am
https://youtu.be/ImQA3_2Bp5Q
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 9:50 am (This post was last modified: January 19, 2016 at 9:52 am by Alex K.)
Note that they threaten him by flashing a toaster containing burnt bread Tongue

From 9:00 on they diss Uri Geller
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 9:53 am
Late to the party. The cake got uh, cold, so I ate it on my way here.
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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 10:02 am
(January 19, 2016 at 9:42 am)Alex K Wrote: https://youtu.be/ImQA3_2Bp5Q

That was great. Love when they make the toaster threat. At about 8:38, was that hell? Death was the escape? Did they steal "this is an ex parrot'?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 10:57 am
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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 11:31 am (This post was last modified: January 19, 2016 at 12:09 pm by Alex K.)
(January 19, 2016 at 10:02 am)mh.brewer Wrote:
(January 19, 2016 at 9:42 am)Alex K Wrote: https://youtu.be/ImQA3_2Bp5Q

That was great. Love when they make the toaster threat. At about 8:38, was that hell? Death was the escape? Did they steal "this is an ex parrot'?

Uri Geller had a mentalist casting show on German TV, and the winner was this bizarre swiss guy who looked exactly like that and who had a raven that could talk to the dead as part of his act. They persiflaged that brilliantly and combined it with the parrot sketch.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 11:38 am
Isn't there some kind of medication you can take?
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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 11:50 am
(January 18, 2016 at 8:07 pm)Evie Wrote: It's absolutely vital that this thread isn't derailed, or at least it's important that it isn't, like any other thread on AF, it's important to try not to derail a thread.

So, the topic of the thread is:

This thread shouldn't be derailed.

So, to stay on topic we ought to discuss the fact that this thread ought not to be derailed... talking about anything else would, of course, be a derail... which is to be discouraged.

So, let us not derail this thread... let's discuss that and the importance of it... no derails, please.
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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 12:08 pm
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The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 1:14 pm
(January 19, 2016 at 11:38 am)houseofcantor Wrote: Isn't there some kind of medication you can take?

Is there some kind of medication that you can provide?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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