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The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.

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The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 18, 2016 at 11:23 pm
(January 18, 2016 at 11:20 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(January 18, 2016 at 11:17 pm)Beccs Wrote: So's Jesus...

Great, we can be lost together. Does he have a map? GPS? Maybe if we follow that holy goat character it'll lead us back.

Stop derailing or I'll sort of spank you with my sort of mayo jar.
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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 18, 2016 at 11:25 pm
(January 18, 2016 at 11:17 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(January 18, 2016 at 11:16 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I'm lost.

So's Jesus...

Irrelevant to the topic at hand. Stop it. Stop it Beccs, I mean it.

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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 18, 2016 at 11:27 pm
(January 18, 2016 at 11:23 pm)Evie Wrote:
(January 18, 2016 at 11:20 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Great, we can be lost together. Does he have a map? GPS? Maybe if we follow that holy goat character it'll lead us back.

Stop derailing or I'll sort of spank you with my sort of mayo jar.

Can you spank me only on the North side? I do need to try and get my bearings.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 18, 2016 at 11:44 pm
As long as I get to spank you I'm fine, derailers get punished even if the punishment involves mayo.

So. Stop. Fucking. Derailing. You. Nice. AF. Poster. Person.
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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 12:23 am
De rails in de river.



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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 12:35 am (This post was last modified: January 19, 2016 at 12:35 am by The Grand Nudger.)




The neon bunny keychain is the inexplicable bit of that photo.  Like a balloon animal at a murder scene.
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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 12:56 am
Here I derail, I cannot do otherwise !!
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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 1:00 am
**runs in, derails thread

Runs back out, totally undetected.
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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 1:05 am
derail happens
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: The "You really mustn't derail this thread" thread.
January 19, 2016 at 2:25 am
I really wanted to be in this thread.
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