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Ask a Roman Catholic!
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Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 24, 2016 at 9:22 pm (This post was last modified: January 24, 2016 at 9:26 pm by TrueChristian.)
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 24, 2016 at 9:24 pm
Might want to fiddle with those urls so we can click on them to open.

Good luck answering your own questions. Let me know if you need a yelling match. Wink
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 24, 2016 at 9:31 pm
Yes. What is the difference between Roman Catholic and plain Catholic?
Serious question.
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 24, 2016 at 9:38 pm
The first one I mistook for easter eggs raining down from the heavens.
I almost converted.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 24, 2016 at 9:39 pm
Where can I learn to shoot rainbow lasers from my chest like Jizzarse up there? Seriously, give me the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from my chest and I might reconsider this whole athiesm business.
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 24, 2016 at 9:40 pm
(January 24, 2016 at 9:39 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Where can I learn to shoot rainbow lasers from my chest like Jizzarse up there? Seriously, give me the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from my chest and I might reconsider this whole athiesm business.

Well sure because that at least would be some evidence.
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 24, 2016 at 9:43 pm
(January 24, 2016 at 9:40 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote:
(January 24, 2016 at 9:39 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Where can I learn to shoot rainbow lasers from my chest like Jizzarse up there? Seriously, give me the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from my chest and I might reconsider this whole athiesm business.

Well sure because that at least would be some evidence.

Huh? Oh yeah, evidence. That would be the primary reason for gaining such abilities. Yup. Definitely not eradicating my foes in an orgy of brightly-coloured carnage and destuction, no sir.
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 24, 2016 at 9:45 pm
Why Roman Catholic? Why not another denomination, or no denomination?

If the answer is "because I was raised Catholic," that makes your choice of denomination seem incredibly arbitrary to me
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 24, 2016 at 10:01 pm
(January 24, 2016 at 9:45 pm)Aegon Wrote: Why Roman Catholic? Why not another denomination, or no denomination?

If the answer is "because I was raised Catholic," that makes your choice of denomination seem incredibly arbitrary to me

I do not have a good answer. I don't necessarily think or know everyone else has to go to Hell.

Catholic church has great aesthetics. Sometimes I can't tell the difference between a protestant church and a community center Wink .

Great music statue and art.. hmm yeah...
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RE: Ask a Roman Catholic!
January 24, 2016 at 10:03 pm
(January 24, 2016 at 9:39 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Where can I learn to shoot rainbow lasers from my chest like Jizzarse up there? Seriously, give me the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from my chest and I might reconsider this whole athiesm business.

That is is sacred heart, pierced out of love for people like you! Angry

The flowers and water that power out of his pained and injured heart (see crown of thorns) symbolizes his love and great blessings he showers upon the world.
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