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The Emergency Backup Auxiliary Refuge Reserve Subsidiary Spare Accessory Thread

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The Emergency Backup Auxiliary Refuge Reserve Subsidiary Spare Accessory Thread
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RE: The Emergency Backup Auxiliary Refuge Reserve Subsidiary Spare Accessory Thread
February 19, 2016 at 7:47 pm
(February 19, 2016 at 7:33 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: If I'm involved in a game of Twister, I think merely "uncomfortably intimate" would be one of the greater understatements of the year.

This is going to be the best game ever. Can I play too?
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RE: The Emergency Backup Auxiliary Refuge Reserve Subsidiary Spare Accessory Thread
February 19, 2016 at 10:26 pm
Are your tubes tied ?

Do you have an unusually high threshold of disgust ?

Are you allergic to Albolene ?
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RE: The Emergency Backup Auxiliary Refuge Reserve Subsidiary Spare Accessory Thread
February 20, 2016 at 11:18 am
I hope I'm invited.

If I'm not then not only will I go all ninja turtle on yo ass but I'm pretty sure a certain kitten would be getting zeh claws out and haz a mad.
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RE: The Emergency Backup Auxiliary Refuge Reserve Subsidiary Spare Accessory Thread
February 20, 2016 at 11:55 am
(February 19, 2016 at 10:26 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Are your tubes tied ?

Do you have an unusually high threshold of disgust ?

Are you allergic to Albolene ?

No but I'm on birth control and I have access to the morning after pill.

I don't have a high threshold for disgust, but I'm not easily disgusted. (Is there a safeword in this game?)

I've never used it but being that it's unscented it looks safe enough.


Did I pass the test? Can I play? Can I?
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RE: The Emergency Backup Auxiliary Refuge Reserve Subsidiary Spare Accessory Thread
February 20, 2016 at 12:23 pm
You dirty, dirty, naughty, naughty kitten.

Turtle praises you.
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February 20, 2016 at 12:54 pm
Do we have a backup plan if this thread folds?
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February 20, 2016 at 1:22 pm
I politely ask the owner of the tentacle to remove it from my taint-region. Let's not make this weird, guys.
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February 20, 2016 at 2:10 pm
tentacle ?

no, it looks like a palp to me.
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February 21, 2016 at 1:01 pm
(February 20, 2016 at 12:23 pm)Evie Wrote: You dirty, dirty, naughty, naughty kitten.

Turtle praises you.

Whatever do you mean, bestest turtle? I just wants to haz playing twister Big Grin
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: The Emergency Backup Auxiliary Refuge Reserve Subsidiary Spare Accessory Thread
February 21, 2016 at 8:12 pm
Awww Sad sovI can not even haz feeding you some mayo while you play?
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