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Lenten Resolutions?
#61
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
(February 10, 2016 at 10:15 am)Evie Wrote: There is the theory of the Moebius. A twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop.

Where time becomes a loop.
Where time becomes a loop.
Where time becomes a loop.
Where time becomes a loop.
Where troll becomes a loop.
Where troll becomes a penis.
Where troll enjoys a penis.
Where troll enjoys its penis
Weird troll enjoys its penis.

If any creatard is confounded by how evolution works, I shall point them to this post. So I guess some use came of this thread after all :3
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#62
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
(February 10, 2016 at 10:36 am)Iroscato Wrote:
(February 10, 2016 at 10:15 am)Evie Wrote: There is the theory of the Moebius. A twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop.

Where time becomes a loop.
Where time becomes a loop.
Where time becomes a loop.
Where time becomes a loop.
Where troll becomes a loop.
Where troll becomes a penis.
Where troll enjoys a penis.
Where troll enjoys its penis
Weird troll enjoys its penis.

If any creatard is confounded by how evolution works, I shall point them to this post. So I guess some use came of this thread after all :3

let me add an evolutionary branch... for educational purposes.

                        Where time becomes a loop.
                        Where time becomes a loop.
                        Where time becomes a loop.
                        Where time becomes a loop.
                        Where troll becomes a loop.
Where troll becomes a penis.     Where troll enjoys a loop.
Where troll enjoys a penis.         Where troll enjoys a vagina.
Where troll enjoys its penis        Weird troll injoys a vagina.
Weird troll enjoys its penis.        Weird troll is a vagina.

The 2 troll statements are clearly related to one another, but one is not a descendant of the other.  They share a common ancestor... "Where troll becomes a loop."  More DNA testing is required to determine if there is any relationship to "Weird troll likes to eat poop."
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#63
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
(February 10, 2016 at 5:39 am)Evie Wrote:
(February 9, 2016 at 7:42 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: You watch your MOUTH! Angry Angry

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Arse.

Quote:You are lucky Im not for you to say that to my face! Get on your knees, worship god, please him, make him feel satisfied. That is the key to a happy and quiet life with God in the picture!

Shite-arse bastard-wank.


Wow.. geez.. you kiss your mother with that mouth?

That is so fucking uncalled for! all of it. Your lucky God is so merciful, because he could take your life today if he so chose.

Or he could take your brtoher, the one who is so "fantastic" Dodgy . He could snatch him away today and there would be NOTHING you could do to stop him. You would just stand there. Horrified.

Knowing that is a possibility.. Id consider getting a prayer life, or at the bare minimum, being baptised!!
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#64
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
(February 10, 2016 at 11:06 am)TrueChristian Wrote:
(February 10, 2016 at 5:39 am)Evie Wrote: Cunt fuck bastard shite arse fucking cunt bastard shit wank fuck shit cunt wank piss fuck motherfucker shit wank cunt bastard fucking fucking bastard cunting bastard asshole fucking cunt bastard fuck yourself ass bastard smegging cream soda Donald Trump fucking bastard fucking shit fuckmothering vampire fuck you that's how fucking bastard fucking cunt fuck off fucking cunt fuck you bastard fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity cunt bollocks bullshit horseshit big floppy donkey dick fucking bastard cunt cock-loving boner-biting shit-faced cockmeister bastard fucking load of old cunty bollocks righty dokey matey blokey strap on salty seadog amigo skip jack jockstrap piano-tuner fucking bastard cunt arse fucking shite fuck fuck fuck wank wanker wankering wankerer turtley wanker fuck yourself bastard cunt.

Arse.


Shite-arse bastard-wank.


Wow.. geez.. you kiss your mother with that mouth?

I kiss your mother with his mouth.

Wait wat.
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#65
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
(February 10, 2016 at 11:04 am)mediocrates Wrote:
(February 10, 2016 at 10:36 am)Iroscato Wrote: If any creatard is confounded by how evolution works, I shall point them to this post. So I guess some use came of this thread after all :3

let me add an evolutionary branch... for educational purposes.

                        Where time becomes a loop.
                        Where time becomes a loop.
                        Where time becomes a loop.
                        Where time becomes a loop.
                        Where troll becomes a loop.
Where troll becomes a penis.     Where troll enjoys a loop.
Where troll enjoys a penis.         Where troll enjoys a vagina.
Where troll enjoys its penis        Weird troll injoys a vagina.
Weird troll enjoys its penis.        Weird troll is a vagina.

The 2 troll statements are clearly related to one another, but one is not a descendant of the other.  They share a common ancestor... "Where troll becomes a loop."  More DNA testing is required to determine if there is any relationship to "Weird troll likes to eat poop."

Truly, we are doing God's work here today Big Grin
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#66
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
(February 10, 2016 at 11:06 am)TrueChristian Wrote:
(February 10, 2016 at 5:39 am)Evie Wrote: Cunt fuck bastard shite arse fucking cunt bastard shit wank fuck shit cunt wank piss fuck motherfucker shit wank cunt bastard fucking fucking bastard cunting bastard asshole fucking cunt bastard fuck yourself ass bastard smegging cream soda Donald Trump fucking bastard fucking shit fuckmothering vampire fuck you that's how fucking bastard fucking cunt fuck off fucking cunt fuck you bastard fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity cunt bollocks bullshit horseshit big floppy donkey dick fucking bastard cunt cock-loving boner-biting shit-faced cockmeister bastard fucking load of old cunty bollocks righty dokey matey blokey strap on salty seadog amigo skip jack jockstrap piano-tuner fucking bastard cunt arse fucking shite fuck fuck fuck wank wanker wankering wankerer turtley wanker fuck yourself bastard cunt.

Arse.


Shite-arse bastard-wank.


Wow.. geez.. you kiss your mother with that mouth?

That is so fucking uncalled for! all of it. Your lucky God is so merciful, because he could take your life today if he so chose.

Or he could take your brtoher, the one who is so "fantastic" Dodgy . He could snatch him away today and there would be NOTHING you could do to stop him. You would just stand there. Horrified.

Knowing that is a possibility.. Id consider getting a prayer life, or at the bare minimum, being baptised!!

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#67
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
(February 10, 2016 at 11:06 am)TrueChristian Wrote: That is so fucking uncalled for! all of it. Your lucky God is so merciful, because he could take your life today if he so chose.

Or he could take your brtoher, the one who is so "fantastic" Dodgy . He could snatch him away today and there would be NOTHING you could do to stop him. You would just stand there. Horrified.

Knowing that is a possibility.. Id consider getting a prayer life, or at the bare minimum, being baptised!!

Attacking yet another member's family members, I see.

Don't you know when to quit you boring shitstain?
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#68
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
(February 10, 2016 at 11:23 am)Nymphadora Wrote:
(February 10, 2016 at 11:06 am)TrueChristian Wrote: That is so fucking uncalled for! all of it. Your lucky God is so merciful, because he could take your life today if he so chose.

Or he could take your brtoher, the one who is so "fantastic" Dodgy . He could snatch him away today and there would be NOTHING you could do to stop him. You would just stand there. Horrified.

Knowing that is a possibility.. Id consider getting a prayer life, or at the bare minimum, being baptised!!

Attacking yet another member's family members, I see.

Don't you know when to quit you boring shitstain?

No, no, no...he's just informing us all of how benevolent his God and his followers are.

Whilst at the same time displaying just how much of a putrid cuntox he/she is.
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#69
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
It could happen. God (not me) could snatch away those you love. Like a theif in the night.

You might scream. You might cry. You might say "Stop it God, why are you doing this." But once God has made up his mind, there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO!.

You might feel sad for a while. Feel there is no purpose in life and feel it is all "too much."

Then eventually, you realize God is the only thing that saves and can give your life ultimate sustenence and meaning. Even comfort in your time of pain. You will worship him eventually. Things right now are just too good, so you can safely ignore him.
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#70
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
Where's that three strikes and your out rule?
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