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Goblins.
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Nilbog! It's Goblin spelled backwards!
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RE: Goblins.
February 29, 2016 at 12:07 pm
(This post was last modified: February 29, 2016 at 12:08 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Magical beliefs are -nothing- if not poor attempts to explain that which the owner cannot comprehend. Sometimes...with our magical beliefs..we even get it half right on accident. Though not, specifically, in the case of goblins, lol.
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 (February 29, 2016 at 12:07 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Magical beliefs are -nothing- if not poor attempts to explain that which the owner cannot comprehend. Sometimes...with our magical beliefs..we even get it half right on accident. Though not, specifically, in the case of goblins, lol. Hey, once upon a time, everyone believed in the existence of such beings, therefore, they must exist! RE: Goblins.
March 1, 2016 at 7:25 am
(This post was last modified: March 1, 2016 at 7:26 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Cant speak for the rest, but you sold me. I suddenly -need- to know why my government hasn't written legislation to address the goblin problem.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (February 29, 2016 at 11:44 am)NaughtyButNice Wrote: Nilbog! It's Goblin spelled backwards! I learned that at Notlob High School. (March 1, 2016 at 7:25 am)Rhythm Wrote: Cant speak for the rest, but you sold me. I suddenly -need- to know why my government hasn't written legislation to address the goblin problem. We should build a wall between here and reality. And make the goblins pay for it. (March 1, 2016 at 8:06 am)Gawdzilla Wrote:(March 1, 2016 at 7:25 am)Rhythm Wrote: Cant speak for the rest, but you sold me. I suddenly -need- to know why my government hasn't written legislation to address the goblin problem. Won't work; such a wall would have to cross public property and goblins only go onto private property, or at least repossessed property.  Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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