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What time is it?? What if Time!!!

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What time is it?? What if Time!!!
Drich Offline
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What time is it?? What if Time!!!
March 4, 2016 at 1:47 pm
So most of you know God and Satan had a 'disagreement' and Satan and his followers were cast out of Heaven. We know via scripture they were cast down to earth...

What If...

We/Our souls were indeed those who were cast out? What if we are those followers of Satan/Demons.

What if...

Our time here on Earth away from the known glory of God is a final test designed to show us where our hearts lie. With God or in rebellion with Satan?

What if...
Those born in this life all begged for a second chance to show where our allegiance truly was, and this life was that chance???
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RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
March 4, 2016 at 1:49 pm
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RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
March 4, 2016 at 1:50 pm
Drich, have you been taking your meds?
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RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
March 4, 2016 at 2:00 pm
Or maybe it was the lizard people.
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RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
March 4, 2016 at 2:01 pm
lol  Big Grin The younger me would have read this and loved you for it. Now I just want what you're smoking.
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RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
March 4, 2016 at 2:03 pm
(March 4, 2016 at 1:47 pm)Drich Wrote: So most of you know God and Satan had a 'disagreement' and Satan and his followers were cast out of Heaven. We know via scripture they were cast down to earth...

What If...

We/Our souls were indeed those who were cast out? What if we are those followers of Satan/Demons.

What if...

Our time here on Earth away from the known glory of God is a final test designed to show us where our hearts lie. With God or in rebellion with Satan?

What if...
Those born in this life all begged for a second chance to show where our allegiance truly was, and this life was that chance???

What if farts smelt of strawberries and Christmas was during summer time?

This is how you sound.



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RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
March 4, 2016 at 2:06 pm
Hmm, has potential as a book idea. But I get a feeling I'd write this one very differently than you would.
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RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
March 4, 2016 at 2:12 pm
Hell, yes. I often contemplate the possibility of being in a video game and everything around the next corner not being rendered yet. Makes just as much sense.
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RE: What time is it?? What if Time!!!
March 4, 2016 at 2:15 pm
Then what made us forget all this? It's a nice hypothetical, but if that happened then we should remember it happening.
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March 4, 2016 at 2:27 pm
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