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Rubio
#1
Rubio
This motherfucker is either delusional or the most optimistic s-o-b in history.

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/rubio-losses-...-better-us


Quote:Rubio on losses: ‘The map only gets better for us’

How could it get worse?  He just got his head handed to him again.

If someone shoved a dick up his ass he swear it was a cure for hemorrhoids.
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#2
RE: Rubio
Where's Vorlon when you need him?

Speaking of heads...

If you gave Steve Harvey the ears of Rubio you would get Mr. Potato Head.
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#3
RE: Rubio
If Rubio has hemorrhoids and wants to try . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#4
RE: Rubio
Also,
This must be Rubio's motivation video:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gqdNe8u-Jsg
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#5
RE: Rubio
Isn't it odd that the least batshit crazy ® is also least likely to win the nomination?

I seem to recall making a prediction last time around that the Repugnantcans would be doubling down on batshit crazy this time, and it looks like I was right.
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RE: Rubio
(March 6, 2016 at 12:37 am)Minimalist Wrote: If someone shoved a dick up his ass he swear it was a cure for hemorrhoids.

Rumor has it that he once desperately sought a cure for hemorrhoids.
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#7
RE: Rubio
My goodness gracious.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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