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RE: Riddle Q/A
March 29, 2016 at 5:22 pm
(March 29, 2016 at 7:07 am)KUSA Wrote:
(March 29, 2016 at 4:48 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: OK, I'll have a lash:

Why is an extra-large condom like a goldfish?

Boru


Answer: Boru has never had the need for either one.


Libel! Slander! Free silver! Isolationism! I can't let such a hideous untruth pass unanswered - I have ALWAYS had the need for goldfish.

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RE: Riddle Q/A
March 29, 2016 at 5:23 pm
I strenuously object to the abundance of new riddles before mine has been answered.

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RE: Riddle Q/A
March 29, 2016 at 6:57 pm
(March 29, 2016 at 5:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I strenuously object to the abundance of new riddles before mine has been answered.

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Why is an extra-large condom like a goldfish?

OK, both are difficult to swallow but it can be done. The one who swallows the most wins the prize.
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RE: Riddle Q/A
March 29, 2016 at 7:09 pm (This post was last modified: March 29, 2016 at 7:09 pm by Shining_Finger.)
Well, the answer to the riddle I made was Honey. Honey is the one food that never rots(spoils), and the only way it can be "rotted"("spoiled") is through life, either it being eaten or infected by bio-organisms, I.e. Germs.
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RE: Riddle Q/A
March 29, 2016 at 7:19 pm
(March 29, 2016 at 6:57 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(March 29, 2016 at 5:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I strenuously object to the abundance of new riddles before mine has been answered.

Boru
Why is an extra-large condom like a goldfish?

OK, both are difficult to swallow but it can be done. The one who swallows the most wins the prize.

Not bad. Not right, but not bad.

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March 29, 2016 at 7:24 pm (This post was last modified: March 29, 2016 at 7:26 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(March 29, 2016 at 7:09 pm)Shining_Finger Wrote: Well, the answer to the riddle I made was Honey. Honey is the one food that never rots(spoils), and the only way it can be "rotted"("spoiled") is through life, either it being eaten or infected by bio-organisms, I.e. Germs.

I'm fairly sure that's how most food spoils. And table sugar, if kept dry, has as long a shelf life as honey.

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RE: Riddle Q/A
March 29, 2016 at 7:36 pm
(March 29, 2016 at 7:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 29, 2016 at 7:09 pm)Shining_Finger Wrote: Well, the answer to the riddle I made was Honey. Honey is the one food that never rots(spoils), and the only way it can be "rotted"("spoiled") is through life, either it being eaten or infected by bio-organisms, I.e. Germs.

I'm fairly sure that's how most food spoils.  And table sugar, if kept dry, has as long a shelf life as honey.

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Meh. 
You can't expect every fresh riddle made in 10 minutes to be perfect.
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RE: Riddle Q/A
March 29, 2016 at 7:39 pm
(March 29, 2016 at 7:36 pm)Shining_Finger Wrote:
(March 29, 2016 at 7:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'm fairly sure that's how most food spoils.  And table sugar, if kept dry, has as long a shelf life as honey.

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Meh. 
You can't expect every fresh riddle made in 10 minutes to be perfect.

Still waiting for the first one.

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March 29, 2016 at 8:45 pm
(March 29, 2016 at 7:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 29, 2016 at 6:57 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Why is an extra-large condom like a goldfish?

OK, both are difficult to swallow but it can be done. The one who swallows the most wins the prize.

Not bad.  Not right, but not bad.

Boru

When you're done with them both can be flushed.
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RE: Riddle Q/A
March 29, 2016 at 11:15 pm
(March 29, 2016 at 8:45 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(March 29, 2016 at 7:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Not bad.  Not right, but not bad.

Boru

When you're done with them both can be flushed.

Because they both don't fit the tank?
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