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Random tank chatter
#1
Random tank chatter
A log of things that may or may not have been said while screwing around with tanks

POWs for sale £3 each, haven't been buggered yet.

Direct hit: 10 points!

I don't like that one.

I'm living in my tank from now on.

Excessively used tanks for sale, £2 each.

Am I the Nazis or the Commies?

How do I keep winning with Kumark? Probably because it's my birthday.

Fucking horseshit!

They cut the arse off my Tiger! But it's still great!
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#2
RE: Random tank chatter
Not everything is edible

The enemy of my enemy is still dead meat
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#3
RE: Random tank chatter
How come this tank can fly?

Why is it firing Easter eggs? Their effectiveness hasn't been tested at this range.

I'm going to take a break, don't kill me until I get back.

There's a dog over there.
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#4
RE: Random tank chatter
Who farted?
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#5
RE: Random tank chatter
My wife was wondering why anyone wanted to hear any of this. My excuse at the time is that I was very high on chocolate. I haven't yet developed an excuse for why I continued it.
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#6
RE: Random tank chatter
I felt you needed support brother. :-)
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#7
RE: Random tank chatter
Im sitting on amno because the seat was taking valuable space.
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#8
RE: Random tank chatter
That's what they all say. Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more. :-)
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#9
RE: Random tank chatter
(April 1, 2016 at 8:22 am)Little lunch Wrote: I felt you needed support brother. :-)

I certainly did, thank you! I thought I was taking out a German base single handed, but it turned out I was just hitting the toaster with bits of fruit. Now I have some backup, I can get back on target. I came up with this:

I don't retreat, I regroup.

I don't surrender, I regroup.

I don't lose, I regroup.

I don't get captured, I regroup.

I don't get shot in the head by my own guys because they're sick of me, I regroup.
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#10
RE: Random tank chatter
S'ok, bits of fruit don't kill you.
Unless an apple is placed directly in your heart!
I hope the yanks can appreciate your pommy humour!
Cause it is A grade, sir.
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