Random tank chatter

[robvalue]

A log of things that may or may not have been said while screwing around with tanks

POWs for sale £3 each, haven't been buggered yet.

Direct hit: 10 points!

I don't like that one.

I'm living in my tank from now on.

Excessively used tanks for sale, £2 each.

Am I the Nazis or the Commies?

How do I keep winning with Kumark? Probably because it's my birthday.

Fucking horseshit!

They cut the arse off my Tiger! But it's still great!

[robvalue]

Not everything is edible

The enemy of my enemy is still dead meat

[robvalue]

How come this tank can fly?

Why is it firing Easter eggs? Their effectiveness hasn't been tested at this range.

I'm going to take a break, don't kill me until I get back.

There's a dog over there.

[Little lunch]

Who farted?

[robvalue]

My wife was wondering why anyone wanted to hear any of this. My excuse at the time is that I was very high on chocolate. I haven't yet developed an excuse for why I continued it.

[Little lunch]

I felt you needed support brother. :-)

[LastPoet]

Im sitting on amno because the seat was taking valuable space.

[Little lunch]

That's what they all say. Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more. :-)

[robvalue]

I felt you needed support brother. :-)

I certainly did, thank you! I thought I was taking out a German base single handed, but it turned out I was just hitting the toaster with bits of fruit. Now I have some backup, I can get back on target. I came up with this:

I don't retreat, I regroup.

I don't surrender, I regroup.

I don't lose, I regroup.

I don't get captured, I regroup.

I don't get shot in the head by my own guys because they're sick of me, I regroup.

[Little lunch]

S'ok, bits of fruit don't kill you.
Unless an apple is placed directly in your heart!
I hope the yanks can appreciate your pommy humour!
Cause it is A grade, sir.