All you god hating atheists!

[Socratic Meth Head]

All you sinners talk about is EVIDANCE, what evidence do you have God DOESNT exist. Checkmate atheists.

I think all of you worship satan and want to sin, heathens.

How do you even look around you and not believe?

What if your wrong? Checkmate atheist

Oh by the way, happy april fools day

[Little lunch]

Yeah, it's not so funny for me cause my mum just died.
She had her finger run over by a train.
I always told her to use a tissue and that picking her nose would come to no good.
April fools. There was no train and she never picks her nose.
It was bum cancer.
April fools. :-)

[robvalue]

What the fuck!

I was about to win this flying tank thing on my tank card game, and I thought hey, it's April fools! They're bound to not give me a flying tank. They'll give me nothing at all, or something even more stupid.

They totally fooled me! I got the last thing I was expecting, the flying tank. You can land it right near the enemy base. Very funny, you guys.

I'm house sitting for my friends, but now I'm wondering if they've actually gone on holiday or if they're gonna jump out and scare the shit out of me in a minute. I need to check the blueprints again.

[Little lunch]

And I looked at the clock and went of course! It's elevensy.
Here come the cats.

[robvalue]

Ah fooled you! My story was true. You didn't expect that, did you? I really did win a flying tank card.

Oh yeah, and they gave away another free tank which fires Easter eggs which do 1D6 of damage during the event.

The above sentence sounds totally false, but it's actually true. Log in right now and you'll get the tank for free. It's another double fools, you think I'm making it up but I'm not.

[Little lunch]

No. I believe you and I do indeed feel like a fool of April.