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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 1:54 pm
Let's see,
stick my hand up someones tuckus and then give them a reach around, so, I'm the portal and the attached demon at the same time despite having nothing in my mouth or up my bum ??
Hmmmmmmmmmm. Strange ideas about sex these Christians have indeed.
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 2:50 pm
He might have a point, given the sounds I've heard a partner make while using a sex toy on her (with a little help from hands and mouth, of course). Hey! Maybe I'm a sex-demon!
Sweeeeeeeet.
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I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 3:02 pm
The available evidence is suggestive that Christian author Mack Major might in fact be a dildo himself.
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 3:24 pm
I think there's been a misunderstanding. They only open a portal to hell if you put the batteries in the wrong way.
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 3:31 pm
He he he
Exorcism while inserting demon... at the same time: Oh Gaaawd! Yes! God! Jesus Christ! Yes! Yes!
Heh. In goes demon. Out goes demon. In goes demon. Out goes demon. All in the name of god.
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 13, 2016 at 3:38 pm
What do dildos have to do with bull's-eye windows on ships?
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