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How sexy are you?

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How sexy are you?
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#31
RE: How sexy are you?
July 28, 2010 at 7:20 pm
I´m in doubt, is this a forum a forum or a modelling agency? With all those sky rocketed rating I just don't know Rolleyes
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#32
RE: How sexy are you?
July 28, 2010 at 7:29 pm
(July 28, 2010 at 7:19 pm)Facejacker Wrote:
(July 28, 2010 at 7:16 pm)Shell B Wrote: I don't understand what you mean. ^

I mean that smouldering look in your picture.

Ummmm. . . *shrugs*
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RE: How sexy are you?
July 28, 2010 at 7:50 pm (This post was last modified: July 28, 2010 at 7:51 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
My position is summed up by this true anecdote:


Last year I went to see my doctor.

I said "Doc,I want you to lower my sex drive""

He said; "At YOUR age? It's all in your head"

I said" I know,I want you to lower it" Thinking

Not that it matters. What's the point of getting all dressed up if you have no place to go?
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#34
RE: How sexy are you?
July 28, 2010 at 7:57 pm
(July 28, 2010 at 7:50 pm)padraic Wrote: Not that it matters. What's the point of getting all dressed up if you have no place to go?

Seduce your neighbor.
Eeyore Wrote:Thanks for noticing.
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#35
RE: How sexy are you?
July 29, 2010 at 1:06 am
(July 28, 2010 at 7:50 pm)padraic Wrote: Not that it matters. What's the point of getting all dressed up if you have no place to go?

They always say dress for the job you want, not the one you have. The same could be said about "sex appeal" I guess?
Just call me doc! im not a doctor though.. Big Grin
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#36
RE: How sexy are you?
July 29, 2010 at 1:11 am
(July 29, 2010 at 1:06 am)DR7164 Wrote: They always say dress for the job you want, not the one you have. The same could be said about "sex appeal" I guess?

So dress for the lay you want, not the lay you're getting? Brilliant! I'm shit out of luck, though. I have no idea how to dress for any lay. As a matter of fact, I have a t-shirt with a picture of Ralph Wiggum picking his nose. Underneath the picture is the phrase "I dress myself." I wonder what kind of lay that shirt would get me?
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RE: How sexy are you?
July 29, 2010 at 1:27 am
Shell - someone like my boyfriend who can quote like every episode of The Simpsons.
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#38
RE: How sexy are you?
July 29, 2010 at 1:43 am
Doesn't matter. I'm the sexiest. End of story.
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RE: How sexy are you?
July 29, 2010 at 2:40 am (This post was last modified: July 29, 2010 at 2:42 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(July 29, 2010 at 1:27 am)Cego_Colher Wrote: Shell - someone like my boyfriend who can quote like every episode of The Simpsons.



AHHHHHHHRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(July 28, 2010 at 7:57 pm)chasm Wrote:
(July 28, 2010 at 7:50 pm)padraic Wrote: Not that it matters. What's the point of getting all dressed up if you have no place to go?

Seduce your neighbor.


Nah,don't fancy him. Angel Cloud
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RE: How sexy are you?
July 29, 2010 at 4:01 am
(July 28, 2010 at 6:57 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(July 28, 2010 at 6:57 pm)Tiberius Wrote: I'm a 20. I'd do me in a second.

I bet you're doing yourself right now. Wink
Nope. I'm in hospital remember? Wink

(July 29, 2010 at 1:43 am)chasm Wrote: Doesn't matter. I'm the sexiest. End of story.
Did Eilonnwy die? No. Then you are not the sexiest. Smile
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