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Here's Me Knocking...

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Here's Me Knocking...
Chrystle Ayer Offline
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Here's Me Knocking...
April 28, 2016 at 12:48 pm
...On the forum's proverbial front door to introduce myself. I'll make it brief; I'm a black chick from Florida that's been an atheist since I was five and my grandma rapped me on the knuckles for laughing at people that were getting the "holy ghost" and speaking in tongues, getting thrown out of Sunday School for laughing at the Noah's Ark story and being told that I wasn't to question "God" Dodgy . From that on, I saw religion as suspect and then bullshit. That's all she wrote.
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RE: Here's Me Knocking...
April 28, 2016 at 12:49 pm
(April 28, 2016 at 12:48 pm)Chrystle Ayer Wrote: ...On the forum's proverbial front door to introduce myself. I'll make it brief; I'm a black chick from Florida that's been an atheist since I was five and my grandma rapped me on the knuckles for laughing at people that were getting the "holy ghost" and speaking in tongues, getting thrown out of Sunday School for laughing at the Noah's Ark story and being told that I wasn't to question "God" Dodgy . From that on, I saw religion as suspect and then bullshit. That's all she wrote.

Welcome to the party pal.



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RE: Here's Me Knocking...
April 28, 2016 at 12:52 pm
Welcome welcome.

You made the right choice; Asking/Seeking/Knocking at this forum is gonna get you far more responses than the other kind of A/S/K
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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RE: Here's Me Knocking...
April 28, 2016 at 1:01 pm
Hello.  You're going to fit right in.

May the Flying Spaghetti Monster touch you with his noodly appendage.
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RE: Here's Me Knocking...
April 28, 2016 at 1:05 pm
Welcome!

Are you glad we're not heavens door?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Here's Me Knocking...
April 28, 2016 at 1:06 pm
Welcome!
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RE: Here's Me Knocking...
April 28, 2016 at 1:43 pm (This post was last modified: April 28, 2016 at 1:44 pm by vorlon13.)
(April 28, 2016 at 12:48 pm)Chrystle Ayer Wrote: ...On the forum's proverbial front door to introduce myself. I'll make it brief; I'm a black chick from Florida that's been an atheist since I was five and my grandma rapped me on the knuckles for laughing at people that were getting the "holy ghost" and speaking in tongues, getting thrown out of Sunday School for laughing at the Noah's Ark story and being told that I wasn't to question "God" Dodgy . From that on, I saw religion as suspect and then bullshit. That's all she wrote.

You don't believe the pandas from china were capable of dragging all the bamboo along they would need on the voyage, and to last until the earth greened up again in a few decades to a few centuries after the flood was over ?


Why, what an awful brat you were !!!


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RE: Here's Me Knocking...
April 28, 2016 at 2:01 pm
Welcome!
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RE: Here's Me Knocking...
April 28, 2016 at 2:07 pm
Welcome, nice to meet you!

Thanks for telling us about yourself Smile Let me know if you need any help!
Feel free to send me a private message.
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RE: Here's Me Knocking...
April 28, 2016 at 2:19 pm
Welcome! I look forward to reading your contributions. Your knuckles should be safe here.
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