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Nasty Bible passages.
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RE: Nasty Bible passages.
(May 1, 2016 at 10:07 am)Jehanne Wrote: I wish that this could be a sticky.  Contributions are, of course, most welcome!
  • Numbers 31:15-18:  [15] Moses said to them, "Have you let all the women live? [16] Behold, these caused the people of Israel, by the counsel of Balaam, to act treacherously against the LORD in the matter of Pe'or, and so the plague came among the congregation of the LORD. [17] Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. [18] But all the young girls who have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
  • Deuteronomy 7:1-2:  [1] "When the LORD your God brings you into the land which you are entering to take possession of it, and clears away many nations before you, the Hittites, the Gir'gashites, the Amorites, the Canaanites, the Per'izzites, the Hivites, and the Jeb'usites, seven nations greater and mightier than yourselves, [2] and when the LORD your God gives them over to you, and you defeat them; then you must utterly destroy them; you shall make no covenant with them, and show no mercy to them."
  • Joshua 6:16-21:  [16] And at the seventh time, when the priests had blown the trumpets, Joshua said to the people, "Shout; for the LORD has given you the city. [17] And the city and all that is within it shall be devoted to the LORD for destruction; only Rahab the harlot and all who are with her in her house shall live, because she hid the messengers that we sent. [18] But you, keep yourselves from the things devoted to destruction, lest when you have devoted them you take any of the devoted things and make the camp of Israel a thing for destruction, and bring trouble upon it. [19] But all silver and gold, and vessels of bronze and iron, are sacred to the LORD; they shall go into the treasury of the LORD." [20] So the people shouted, and the trumpets were blown. As soon as the people heard the sound of the trumpet, the people raised a great shout, and the wall fell down flat, so that the people went up into the city, every man straight before him, and they took the city. [21] Then they utterly destroyed all in the city, both men and women, young and old, oxen, sheep, and asses, with the edge of the sword.
  • I Samuel 15:1-3:  [1] And Samuel said to Saul, "The LORD sent me to anoint you king over his people Israel; now therefore hearken to the words of the LORD. [2] Thus says the LORD of hosts, 'I will punish what Am'alek did to Israel in opposing them on the way, when they came up out of Egypt. [3] Now go and smite Am'alek, and utterly destroy all that they have; do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.'"
http://quod.lib.umich.edu/r/rsv/browse.h...rowse.html

Pretty much the same mentality as the great flood. He was demonstrating his wrath. He was wiping out every trace of them so they would not be an influence on the Israelites.
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#12
RE: Nasty Bible passages.
I'm honestly scared of how the inside of a christian head must look like. With all the mental acrobatics involved, there have to be serious cramps.
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#13
RE: Nasty Bible passages.
(May 1, 2016 at 12:24 pm)abaris Wrote: I'm honestly scared of how the inside of a christian head must look like. With all the mental acrobatics involved, there have to be serious cramps.

A very bloody Shakespeare play based on the bible.
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#14
RE: Nasty Bible passages.
(May 1, 2016 at 12:24 pm)abaris Wrote: I'm honestly scared of how the inside of a christian head must look like. With all the mental acrobatics involved, there have to be serious cramps.

What mental acrobatics? I'm just directly stating my thoughts about God's actions in the cited verses.
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RE: Nasty Bible passages.
(May 1, 2016 at 12:34 pm)Lek Wrote: What mental acrobatics?  I'm just directly stating my thoughts about God's actions in the cited verses.

Which involves a lot of mental acrobatics.
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#16
RE: Nasty Bible passages.
Well if it didn't work the first time, what made him think it would work the second time? It's not like the flood really fixed the problem, did it?
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#17
RE: Nasty Bible passages.
Quote:Then he asked her, "What's the matter?" She answered, "This woman said to me, 'Give up your son so we may eat him today, and tomorrow we'll eat my son.'

So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, 'Give up your son so we may eat him,' but she had hidden him."

2 Kings 6:28-29
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#18
RE: Nasty Bible passages.
(May 1, 2016 at 10:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: John 3:16:  'For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.'  I've always found this one particularly horrifying.

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#19
RE: Nasty Bible passages.
(May 1, 2016 at 12:52 pm)robvalue Wrote:
Quote:Then he asked her, "What's the matter?" She answered, "This woman said to me, 'Give up your son so we may eat him today, and tomorrow we'll eat my son.'

So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, 'Give up your son so we may eat him,' but she had hidden him."

2 Kings 6:28-29

The "Big G" (or, "little g") needs to have had commanded the murder, genocide, etc., or at least encouraged it.
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#20
RE: Nasty Bible passages.
(May 1, 2016 at 12:23 pm)Lek Wrote:
(May 1, 2016 at 10:07 am)Jehanne Wrote: I wish that this could be a sticky.  Contributions are, of course, most welcome!
  • Numbers 31:15-18:  [15] Moses said to them, "Have you let all the women live? [16] Behold, these caused the people of Israel, by the counsel of Balaam, to act treacherously against the LORD in the matter of Pe'or, and so the plague came among the congregation of the LORD. [17] Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. [18] But all the young girls who have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
  • Deuteronomy 7:1-2:  [1] "When the LORD your God brings you into the land which you are entering to take possession of it, and clears away many nations before you, the Hittites, the Gir'gashites, the Amorites, the Canaanites, the Per'izzites, the Hivites, and the Jeb'usites, seven nations greater and mightier than yourselves, [2] and when the LORD your God gives them over to you, and you defeat them; then you must utterly destroy them; you shall make no covenant with them, and show no mercy to them."
  • Joshua 6:16-21:  [16] And at the seventh time, when the priests had blown the trumpets, Joshua said to the people, "Shout; for the LORD has given you the city. [17] And the city and all that is within it shall be devoted to the LORD for destruction; only Rahab the harlot and all who are with her in her house shall live, because she hid the messengers that we sent. [18] But you, keep yourselves from the things devoted to destruction, lest when you have devoted them you take any of the devoted things and make the camp of Israel a thing for destruction, and bring trouble upon it. [19] But all silver and gold, and vessels of bronze and iron, are sacred to the LORD; they shall go into the treasury of the LORD." [20] So the people shouted, and the trumpets were blown. As soon as the people heard the sound of the trumpet, the people raised a great shout, and the wall fell down flat, so that the people went up into the city, every man straight before him, and they took the city. [21] Then they utterly destroyed all in the city, both men and women, young and old, oxen, sheep, and asses, with the edge of the sword.
  • I Samuel 15:1-3:  [1] And Samuel said to Saul, "The LORD sent me to anoint you king over his people Israel; now therefore hearken to the words of the LORD. [2] Thus says the LORD of hosts, 'I will punish what Am'alek did to Israel in opposing them on the way, when they came up out of Egypt. [3] Now go and smite Am'alek, and utterly destroy all that they have; do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.'"
http://quod.lib.umich.edu/r/rsv/browse.h...rowse.html

Pretty much the same mentality as the great flood.  He was demonstrating his wrath.  He was wiping out every trace of them so they would not be an influence on the Israelites.

And, yet, the Internet lives on.
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