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I am Jesus
RE: I am Jesus
Nah, he's just a Poe.  And he's apparently on some interesting soup of drugs.  He can't prove anything.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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RE: I am Jesus
(May 19, 2016 at 7:32 pm)Gemini Wrote:
(May 19, 2016 at 7:25 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: What kind of drugs are you on?

If you're in the evangelical community (which I clawed my way out of), you  live in a abyss of epistemic values. Anybody can say whatever the fuck they want, and as long as it confirms their preferred doctrines, it gets a free pass. 

In that community, stuff like this gets distributed as fact. I have heard this exact bullshit about hell before, word for word.

Well yeah but "what kind of drugs are you on" is easier to spell than "what sort of epistemic abyss did you crawl out of".
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(May 19, 2016 at 7:48 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Well yeah but "what kind of drugs are you on" is easier to spell than "what sort of epistemic abyss did you crawl out of".

And they might actually be on drugs...I've known a few
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(May 19, 2016 at 7:44 pm)GeneralDog Wrote: Yo dude you still havent told me my middle name, I thought you were the all knowing all powerful creator of the universe.

If I said your middle name wouldn't you rationalize that I hacked your computer or worse worship me and put me above you as you think you are not worthy? A man does not truly appreciate the same house if he won it through a lottery as he would if he worked hard to build it himself.

The deer are scared just as the squirrels have anxiety of being murdered. It is the fear, anxiety, and hatred that seperate us. It takes courage and curiosity to search for the truth. It is much easier to dismiss what someone claims.

I am giving you clues so you can join me.

On a medical level meditation has been shown to reduce blood pressure, increase immune function, & reduces respirations. Your attention goes to your parasympathetic nervous system and activates it. Your I.Q. increases.

http://maharishi-programmes.globalgoodne...ch/e05.gif

You eventually begin to lose material desires and see that that love is the answer

(May 19, 2016 at 7:46 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Nah, he's just a Poe.  And he's apparently on some interesting soup of drugs.  He can't prove anything.

You wouldn't have even messaged me this if you were not a little curious...
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If you really are jesus... what did i have for dinner
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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(May 19, 2016 at 7:46 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Nah, he's just a Poe.  And he's apparently on some interesting soup of drugs.  He can't prove anything.

I love you even though your reality is an illusion.
If three people sit together in a room and you are the one that is color blind. Which color of red is true? You do not see what they see yet you are correct?
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(May 19, 2016 at 9:35 pm)Love333 Wrote:
(May 19, 2016 at 7:46 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Nah, he's just a Poe.  And he's apparently on some interesting soup of drugs.  He can't prove anything.

I love you even though your reality is an illusion.
If three people sit together in a room and you are the one that is color blind. Which color of red is true? You do not see what they see yet you are correct?

You do realize i know someone from child hood they were blind and yet the knew what different types of color were. If you were to ask them to pick up a red crayon
and it doesn't matter if the crayons are in order or not he could find it same with any other color. On the other hand i knew someone else who 
was color blind too they to could differentiate colors based on shades. Then also you are asking a incomplete question i am in a room with three people
and i am colorblind. What other variable besides red is their i need to know the object or thing.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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Quote:You do realize i know someone from child hood they knew what different types of color were. If you were to ask them to pick up a red crayon
and it doesn't matter if the crayons are in order or not he could find it same with any other color. On the other hand i knew someone else who 
was color blind too they to could differentiate colors based on shades. Then also you are asking a incomplete question i am in a room with three people
and i am colorblind. What other variable besides red is their i need to know the object or thing.

You too should be like the child to find the complete answer Smile
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(May 11, 2016 at 2:03 am)Love333 Wrote: I am Jesus, I have come to save you from your sins.

Ask me anything Smile

Can you use your magical powers to transform me into a biological woman so I don't have to suffer from constant dysphoria and depression anymore?

Or at least speed up my transition?

Kthxbai.
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RE: I am Jesus
Quote:You too should be like the child to find the complete answer Smile

You mean we should be like babies and pretend magic is real. Sorry, some of us have put away childish things. As The Jesus™ you ought to know that.

Which reminds me - what am I thinking right now?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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