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Do You Ever Wish You Were A Super Villain?
#11
RE: Do You Ever Wish You Were A Super Villain?
If some one with 'super villain' powers would be content to rob second tier targets (branch banks, convenience stores) instead of places like Fort Knox, the Kremlin, Strategic Air Command, etc, they'd have easy pickings, could make up for the smaller hauls with more frequent hits, and not have the risk and exposure of the big targets.

Imagine the $$$ if 1/3 of all convenience store robberies were done by the same crook! Law enforcement might not ever connect the dots, or compare notes in different jurisdictions, and the 'super villain' could make a life of it.
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#12
RE: Do You Ever Wish You Were A Super Villain?
I'd be Aversion Therapy Man - the closer stupid people got to me, the more pain they would feel.

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#13
RE: Do You Ever Wish You Were A Super Villain?
ROFLOL
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#14
RE: Do You Ever Wish You Were A Super Villain?
(May 19, 2016 at 5:43 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'd be Aversion Therapy Man - the closer stupid people got to me, the more pain they would feel.

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RE: Do You Ever Wish You Were A Super Villain?
(May 19, 2016 at 5:22 pm)Thena323 Wrote: No. I call dibs on Magneto.
Sorry, pp.

Haha when I read this I involuntarily said "fuckkkk off" out loud in disgust at that prospect.

Of all the super hero characters ever he's my favourite, there's no fucking way you're getting it


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RE: Do You Ever Wish You Were A Super Villain?
(May 19, 2016 at 5:34 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: I'd so be Mystique tbh. Masquerading as anyone you want to looks like so much amazing fun, I'd go buck wild with that power.

Yeh this one might actually be even better than magneto in many ways, but I'm just being crude and thinking of the pussay possibilities of being able to look like whoever you want, even lesbians would be within bounds.

It would be a very tough choice out of the X men which to be, I wouldn't want to go mental with my powers and take over the universe, just have my own country and lots of sex.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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RE: Do You Ever Wish You Were A Super Villain?
(May 17, 2016 at 10:01 pm)AkiraTheFighter24 Wrote: ^Oh that would be a nice asset, as well as invisibility.

(May 17, 2016 at 9:10 pm)dyresand Wrote: We already are super villains its called atheists. Where ever there is a christianity in government we will be there to take it out.
We fight for secularism and we fight for free thought. Tongue

So whats our next plain to get rid of:

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The vatican it needs to be secular the third world will be better off without the church giving them false information.
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RE: Do You Ever Wish You Were A Super Villain?
^And what's our fiendish plan to accomplish that?
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RE: Do You Ever Wish You Were A Super Villain?
(May 19, 2016 at 10:12 pm)AkiraTheFighter24 Wrote: ^And what's our fiendish plan to accomplish that?

Air drop Richard Dawkin books and bacon over the middle east
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^Loaded with Explosives I Assume.
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