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RE: Do You Ever Wish You Were A Super Villain?
May 19, 2016 at 5:42 pm
If some one with 'super villain' powers would be content to rob second tier targets (branch banks, convenience stores) instead of places like Fort Knox, the Kremlin, Strategic Air Command, etc, they'd have easy pickings, could make up for the smaller hauls with more frequent hits, and not have the risk and exposure of the big targets.
Imagine the $$$ if 1/3 of all convenience store robberies were done by the same crook! Law enforcement might not ever connect the dots, or compare notes in different jurisdictions, and the 'super villain' could make a life of it.
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RE: Do You Ever Wish You Were A Super Villain?
May 19, 2016 at 5:43 pm
I'd be Aversion Therapy Man - the closer stupid people got to me, the more pain they would feel.
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RE: Do You Ever Wish You Were A Super Villain?
May 19, 2016 at 6:52 pm
(May 19, 2016 at 5:22 pm)Thena323 Wrote: No. I call dibs on Magneto.
Sorry, pp.
Haha when I read this I involuntarily said "fuckkkk off" out loud in disgust at that prospect.
Of all the super hero characters ever he's my favourite, there's no fucking way you're getting it
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RE: Do You Ever Wish You Were A Super Villain?
May 19, 2016 at 6:55 pm
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(May 19, 2016 at 5:34 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: I'd so be Mystique tbh. Masquerading as anyone you want to looks like so much amazing fun, I'd go buck wild with that power.
Yeh this one might actually be even better than magneto in many ways, but I'm just being crude and thinking of the pussay possibilities of being able to look like whoever you want, even lesbians would be within bounds.
It would be a very tough choice out of the X men which to be, I wouldn't want to go mental with my powers and take over the universe, just have my own country and lots of sex.
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RE: Do You Ever Wish You Were A Super Villain?
May 19, 2016 at 10:12 pm
^And what's our fiendish plan to accomplish that?
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RE: Do You Ever Wish You Were A Super Villain?
May 20, 2016 at 12:13 am
^Loaded with Explosives I Assume.
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