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RE: Shalom
May 20, 2016 at 8:27 am
(May 20, 2016 at 4:12 am)EuphoricAtheist Wrote: Hello,
My name is Klerk and I am huwhyte.
As in...
I sexually identify as a typical atheist. I find religious microagressions to be distrubing for society, (unless they're muslim because y'know... Jizzlamaphobia. I won't be able to virtue signal to my popular feminist bitches in highschool). I also like to publically say I'm a La Veyan Satanist to appear edgy piss off my religious parents because I am a butthurt faggot.
I became atheist because I like to suck-dick and munch cum and my sensible parents wouldn't let me. That's why most of us are atheist anyway, but I like to yell "science" and "logic" at them to make myself feel better before sexually transforming into a typical buttfucking atheist. Also its 2016, times change, so... yeah. Worship my great AIDS infected sperm.
As in...
I believe buttfucking is a right and a virtue. And all people should respect us gays and worship us as the greatest contributors to civilization, and if they don't. I'll sue their asses off (unless they're muslim, cuz tolerance, we shouldn't be Islamaphobes and agitate the poor guys).
I hope to enjoy my stay here with fellow like minded atheists.
Hello idiot troll, please attempt to be civil here during your short stay.
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RE: Shalom
May 20, 2016 at 8:28 am
(May 20, 2016 at 8:27 am)Constable Dorfl Wrote: (May 20, 2016 at 4:12 am)EuphoricAtheist Wrote: Hello,
My name is Klerk and I am huwhyte.
As in...
I sexually identify as a typical atheist. I find religious microagressions to be distrubing for society, (unless they're muslim because y'know... Jizzlamaphobia. I won't be able to virtue signal to my popular feminist bitches in highschool). I also like to publically say I'm a La Veyan Satanist to appear edgy piss off my religious parents because I am a butthurt faggot.
I became atheist because I like to suck-dick and munch cum and my sensible parents wouldn't let me. That's why most of us are atheist anyway, but I like to yell "science" and "logic" at them to make myself feel better before sexually transforming into a typical buttfucking atheist. Also its 2016, times change, so... yeah. Worship my great AIDS infected sperm.
As in...
I believe buttfucking is a right and a virtue. And all people should respect us gays and worship us as the greatest contributors to civilization, and if they don't. I'll sue their asses off (unless they're muslim, cuz tolerance, we shouldn't be Islamaphobes and agitate the poor guys).
I hope to enjoy my stay here with fellow like minded atheists.
Hello idiot troll, please attempt to be civil here during your short stay.
Don't worry, he won't last long. 
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RE: Shalom
May 20, 2016 at 8:30 am
Uh guys, I realise this is undoubtedly a troll, but please remember you're in the intro section, okay?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Shalom
May 20, 2016 at 8:31 am
(This post was last modified: May 20, 2016 at 8:32 am by EuphoricAtheist.)
(May 20, 2016 at 8:28 am)Bella Morte Wrote: (May 20, 2016 at 8:27 am)Constable Dorfl Wrote: Hello idiot troll, please attempt to be civil here during your short stay.
Don't worry, he won't last long.
Ban my ass with your finger please. SHmexy atheist fingers
(May 20, 2016 at 8:30 am)Stimbo Wrote: Uh guys, I realise this is undoubtedly a troll, but please remember you're in the intro section, okay? I am an intro section
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RE: Shalom
May 20, 2016 at 8:32 am
(May 20, 2016 at 8:30 am)Stimbo Wrote: Uh guys, I realise this is undoubtedly a troll, but please remember you're in the intro section, okay?
Apologies.
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RE: Shalom
May 20, 2016 at 8:36 am
No worries, I just don't want to see tears before bedtime.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Shalom
May 20, 2016 at 8:36 am
(May 20, 2016 at 8:31 am)EuphoricAtheist Wrote: Ban my ass with your finger please. SHmexy atheist fingers
Not a mod. That's not my decision.
But anyway, welcome to the forum. You might actually start to enjoy it here.
Have a good day.
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RE: Shalom
May 20, 2016 at 8:38 am
(This post was last modified: May 20, 2016 at 8:40 am by EuphoricAtheist.)
(May 20, 2016 at 8:36 am)Bella Morte Wrote: (May 20, 2016 at 8:31 am)EuphoricAtheist Wrote: Ban my ass with your finger please. SHmexy atheist fingers
Not a mod. That's not my decision.
But anyway, welcome to the forum. You might actually start to enjoy it here.
Have a good day.
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(May 20, 2016 at 8:27 am)Constable Dorfl Wrote: (May 20, 2016 at 4:12 am)EuphoricAtheist Wrote: Hello,
My name is Klerk and I am huwhyte.
As in...
I sexually identify as a typical atheist. I find religious microagressions to be distrubing for society, (unless they're muslim because y'know... Jizzlamaphobia. I won't be able to virtue signal to my popular feminist bitches in highschool). I also like to publically say I'm a La Veyan Satanist to appear edgy piss off my religious parents because I am a butthurt faggot.
I became atheist because I like to suck-dick and munch cum and my sensible parents wouldn't let me. That's why most of us are atheist anyway, but I like to yell "science" and "logic" at them to make myself feel better before sexually transforming into a typical buttfucking atheist. Also its 2016, times change, so... yeah. Worship my great AIDS infected sperm.
As in...
I believe buttfucking is a right and a virtue. And all people should respect us gays and worship us as the greatest contributors to civilization, and if they don't. I'll sue their asses off (unless they're muslim, cuz tolerance, we shouldn't be Islamaphobes and agitate the poor guys).
I hope to enjoy my stay here with fellow like minded atheists.
Hello idiot troll, please attempt to be civil here during your short stay.
No. Eat your own ass nigga
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