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I am Bigfoot.

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I am Bigfoot.
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I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 3:10 am
Large feet? Yup
Hairy? Yep (easy, there vorlon)
Live in Pacific NW? Yup

Ergo, I am Bigfoot.

QED

Checkmate skeptic muthafuckas!
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RE: I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 3:11 am
P.S. Gooney goo goo
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RE: I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 3:15 am
Knew it!

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RE: I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 3:15 am
I'd hit that, obv.
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RE: I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 3:16 am
Stay off of high buildings.

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RE: I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 3:16 am
Tentacle Overlords don't have footsies or feets because that would be totally cray and no makey sensey.

QED

"I am bigfoot."

"No you're not."

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P.S. Nice pee pee. Meaning, nice PP. Meaning, nice Poe Parody. Meaning nice parody of a poe. A self-confessed troll of a now permabanned poe, that is.

Nice thread seedy the Compact Disc, nice thread Blue Blu-Ray (oh wait you're a CD not a Blu-Ray aren't you?), oh wait you're not blue you are red because you're an admin and "blu" has nothing to do with "blue".

Well played my tentacley friend, well played. Most amusing, quaint and droll. I really did laugh my irrelevantly British turtle balls right off.
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RE: I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 3:17 am
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RE: I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 3:19 am
Looks like my auntie.
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RE: I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 3:20 am (This post was last modified: May 21, 2016 at 3:22 am by Jackalope.)
(May 21, 2016 at 3:16 am)Minimalist Wrote: Stay off of high buildings.

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That, my good man, is no Bigfoot.

How do I know this, you ask?   Easy.  Bigfoots do not eat aeroplanes.
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RE: I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 3:23 am
Hmm... Bigfoots don't but what about bigfeet?

Do any bigfeet ironically not have big feet due to genetically anomalous reasons?
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