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 (May 22, 2016 at 11:49 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: Congratudolences! Remember, those bouncing balls of joy called babies eventually turn into teenagers. Thank you, sir! [emoji6]. Yes...I dread the teenage years because I remember what a wretch I was at 16, haha.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. (May 23, 2016 at 12:03 am)Iroscato Wrote: Well done on beginning the process of creating a screaming, crying, pissing, pooing, dribbling mess that demands every shred of your attention, willpower, time and sanity. Ah, but this time around I will have a three year old who's eager manual labor I can exploit! [emoji39]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. (May 23, 2016 at 11:17 am)robvalue Wrote: Remember, there's an exception to the general baby eating rules when it's your own! Don't eat it on autopilot! LOL. Instructions for new born: 'remove from birth canal. Place directly on dinner plate. I mean CRIB! Damnit!'
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. (May 23, 2016 at 9:59 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Wait, were you in this alone? Slap your man on the back for me and give a big "atta boy!". In like, 6 months I'm going to be slapping him upside the head and crying, "why?! Why did you do this to me?!"
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. (May 23, 2016 at 10:38 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: Congrats, Lady. I hope you have a healthy, happy baby! Thank you, friend! [emoji8]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. (May 23, 2016 at 11:14 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Congrats LFC!!! What an awesome thing to share with your fellow heathens! Aww, thanks Nymph! Yes, I was very excited to have such a wonderful group of friends like you guys they I could have the pleasure of sharing this news with. I love all of you!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. (May 23, 2016 at 11:18 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: N3,ext efx Tver I don't...know how this happened, or what it means, lol. Maybe I butt posted?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. (May 23, 2016 at 2:26 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Gestating a fetus internally is just so darn quaint. Ooh! Will it look green and alien-like too? Because that would be rad.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
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