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Haiku is a humanism
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If ever you did care to see
a pseudo intellectual You find them quoting poetry and posting ineffectual You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. 
The huntsman rode across the plain
Astride a snow-white filly. "I'm Thor!" he cried; The horse replied "Well, buy a thaddle, thilly!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Your haiku just sucks
Mines is much better than yours You're not on my league 
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Six seven eight nine ten e Leven twelve thirteen
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: Haiku is a humanism
June 2, 2016 at 6:05 am
(This post was last modified: June 2, 2016 at 6:06 am by Cyberman.)
Here's one we sang as kids:
(To the tune of "I came I saw I conga'd") There's something in my nappy, It makes me feel unhappy It's big and brown I can't sit down. If I do I'll squash it And then I'll have to wash it It smells a bit I think it's La-la-la-la la lah...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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