Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[Losty]

Phew. I feel a little bit better now. Just a tiny little bit.

It pisses me off when people tell me I'm being over-protective of my kid.
But when a kid gets hurt it's just an unfortunate accident.
They won't take one shred of responsibility.

Worse, half the people who accuse me of being over protective of my kids would turn around and say "well where was the mother!?" If anything ever did happen. Fuck them all idgaf what they think. The only thing that matters to me is that you will care for my children exactly how I expect them to be cared for or you will not have my children placed in your care. Ever. Period.

[J a c k]

While you were busy blaming moms for their children's autism, I was imagining pulling your hair out of your scalp. I controlled myself, because my son had to hear enough ignorant remarks for one day. I kept it cool for him. The thing is that every time you blame me in front of him, you are making him feel that there is something worth blaming about. If you took the time to enjoy him, understand him, instead of wasting time pointing fingers, you'd realize blaming is ridiculous. He's worth feeling proud. He's an amazing child. Lady, my patience has limits. Staaaaahp!

To someone else...

Your unsolicited selfie messages are weird. Why? Why do I need to know what lipstick you're wearing to work every day? Then when I see you, you act like we don't really know each other. What the hell? When I asked you if you knew who you were messaging, I didn't mean it as a haha omg kind of joke. I'm honestly curious if you know. Not because I feel wowed, but because we're not friends. Lol! Girl, please. Staaaaaaaaaaahp! Thank you and good day.

[thesummerqueen]

To quote Sandman: "You are utterly the stupidest, most self-centered, appallingest excuse for an anthropomorphic personification in this or any other plane!" Except you're a human. You need goddamn therapy. I can ignore your woe-is-me attitude, but I've BEEN you, and I've DATED people like you, so I know you for what you are and holy fuck you are not as smart or savvy as you think.

Get a goddamn counselor and quit acting like we owe you something.

[Losty]

Thread is fucking therapeutic

[Jackalope]

... that your behavior only reminds me of exactly why we are divorced. You have no respect for boundaries. Oh by the way - your former therapist thinks you're nuts. She's right.

[Little lunch]

Don't take this personally.
I love kisses and cuddles but not so much from you.
Especially after you've just had a big drink of water and you're beard is dripping wet.
I hate to hurt your feelings but I'm just more of a cat person.

[Edwardo Piet]

You're a fucking name-guessing freak with no life or some creepy stalker hacker. WTF thanks for the freak out yesterday, random person.

[Thumpalumpacus]

<singing softly>

Broadway Duchess, darlin' if you only knew
half as much as you seem to think you do.

[Little lunch]

Thump, I bet you could have a conversation with someone purely with song lyrics. :-)

[Thumpalumpacus]

Thump, I bet you could have a conversation with someone purely with song lyrics. :-)

Lord knows I have, seemingly! I'm always dropping refrains into a convo ... thank Buddha for Steely Dan.